Ladies, let me tell you about his cock.
Will you be quiet? The people at the next table have a child.
Well, that's their choice.
You know, Little Miss Hangover is right. Can we, uh, lighten up on the cock talk till cocktail time?
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I think it's wrong to sleep with a man just to fulfill a certain fantasy.
Please, all the men we sleep with fulfill a certain fantasy.
Or nightmare.
You fantasize a man with a Park Avenue apartment and a nice, big stock portfolio. For me, it's a fireman with a nice, big hose.
The country runs better with a good-looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened to Nixon. No one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
I can only stay a few minutes. I've got tickets to The Vagina Monologues.
Why?
Just because I don't eat at the restaurant doesn't mean I can't hear the specials.
Magda, what I don't need is another mother. I have one in Philadelphia, and that's close enough. I need a housekeeper, who will clean my apartment and stop judging me because I'm a 34-year-old, single woman living in New York. I drink coffee, and have sex, and buy pies and enjoy battery-operated devices.
UEUpper East Side woman
I also head up the committee to match mentors with underprivileged children. It would be wonderful if you'd be willing to work with some of our kids who want to write.
I write about sex. Is that something they'd like to learn, these kids, writing about blow jobs and stuff?
I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear, but I've never gone the other way.
See, when you're gay, everyone can wear everyone's underwear.
That's hygienic?
You know, that generation is all about sexual experimentation. All the kids are going bi.
So what? If all the bi kids are jumping off a bridge, you're gonna do that too?
I'm a "try-sexual". I'll try anything once.
You shouldn't be talking like that at all, Samantha. It's rude and politically incorrect.
Sweetie, a reminder: Samantha is rude and politically incorrect.
She's an equal opportunity offender.
Precisely. I don't see color. I see conquests.
[after her date's sister harassed her because she's white] Talk about politically incorrect! She can't diss me just because I'm white!
Please tell me you didn't say "diss."
Maybe you should stop seeing him, Samantha. Race is a very big issue.
No, there is no reason to bring race into this. Chivon is a sweet man. We have great sex, and he happens to have the biggest—
[interrupts loudly] Black cock! We know, he has a big black cock!
I was about to say "biggest heart." But now that you're so interested, yes, he does have a big black cock. [smiles contently]
[voiceover] If you're a 30-something woman living in Manhattan, and you refuse to settle and you're sexually active, it's inevitable that you'll rack up a certain number of partners. But how many men is too many men? Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?
[on the phone] They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein.
Oh, relax, they can't evict you for having sex.
Of course not. They're just jealous. They're a bunch of dried-up old farts who haven't had sex since Eisenhower. And I remind them of what they can't have. [sigh] It might be time to move.
No, you can't move! You have a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper East Side.
Honey, this isn't rent control, this is life control.
Steve is completely predictable, but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe.
Are you dating a man or a minivan?
Read into it what you will, but my new favorite thing to do on a Saturday night is Steve's laundry, and I have never been happier.
Your relationship is my greatest fear realized.
Maybe I'm mistaking falling into a rut with intimacy.
How often are you guys having sex?
Often enough. But it's totally generic. We've got every move down pat. It's more like a race to have an orgasm than anything else.
Still, it's nice to be a contestant, isn't it?
Sure. I know what you mean. We whine when we don't have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do.
Do you know what I read? That if you don't have sex for a year, you can actually become revirginized.
And, I would imagine, quite frisky.
But isn't that great? You can erase your whole sexual past and start again.
Who wants their virginity back? It was bad enough the first time.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Sex and the City pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.