[voiceover] Welcome to the age of un-innocence. No one has breakfast at Tiffany's and no one has affairs to remember. Instead we have breakfast at 7am and affairs we try to forget as quickly as possible.
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Oh, I get it... You've never been in love.
Wait... have you ever been in love?
Abso-fucking-lutely!
[voiceover] Modelizers are obsessed not with women, but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.
I just know no matter how good I feel about myself, if I see Christy Turlington, I just want to give up!
Well, I just want to tie her down and force-feed her lard, but that's the difference between you and me.
Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.
Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's Upper West Side rent-controlled ark.
[on the phone] I am so fucked.
What's wrong?
No, I mean, literally. I have been fucked every way you can be fucked.
If you keep talking like that, I'm gonna charge you by the minute.
Front, back, who cares? A hole is a hole.
Can I quote you?
Oh, don't be so judgmental. You could use a little back door.
I'm not a hole!
Honey, we know.
Look, all I'm saying, that this is—this is a physical expression that the body was... well, it was designed to experience. And P.S., it's fabulous.
What are you talking about? I went to Smith!
Look, I'm just saying, with the right guy, and the right lubricant...
[Carrie, Miranda and Samantha start laughing when the cab hits a hole]
What was that?
MSMiranda and Samantha
A preview. [Carrie, Miranda and Samantha laugh]
We had such a fantastic connection. Then he leaves me money. I don't understand. What exactly about me screams "whore"?
Besides the thousand dollars on the end table?
Money is power. Sex is power. Therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of power.
Don't listen to the dime-store Camille Paglia.
[to Carrie, about her date with Big] I thought you were serious about this guy. You can't sleep with him on the first date.
Oh, God!
Here she goes again with "The Rules."
The women who wrote that book, they wrote it because they couldn't get laid, so they constructed this whole bullshit theory to make women who can get laid feel bad.
Reality check: A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.
When have you ever been on a tenth date?
Oral sex is like God's gift to women. You can get off without worrying about getting pregnant.
Plus, the sense of power is such a turn-on. Maybe you're on your knees, but you got 'em by the balls.
Now, you see, that is the reason that I don't wanna go down this road.
Oh, sweetheart, if you're gonna get all choked up about it... just don't do it. Don't do it.
But if you don't go down on him, how can you expect him to go down on you?
I don't.
Oh, well, forget it! I only give head to get head.
Me too.
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Monogamy is fabulous. It gives you a deep and profound connection to another human being, and you don't have to shave your legs as much.
Threesomes are huge right now. They're the blow job of the '90s.
What was the blow job of the '80s?
Anal sex.
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