Samantha and Carrie in “Unfinished Business”

Samantha

[on the phone] They practically chased me with torches like I was Fuckenstein.

Carrie

Oh, relax, they can't evict you for having sex.

Samantha

Of course not. They're just jealous. They're a bunch of dried-up old farts who haven't had sex since Eisenhower. And I remind them of what they can't have. [sigh] It might be time to move.

Carrie

No, you can't move! You have a rent-controlled apartment on the Upper East Side.

Samantha

Honey, this isn't rent control, this is life control.