Miranda and Carrie in “Unfinished Business”

Miranda

Maybe I'm mistaking falling into a rut with intimacy.

Carrie

How often are you guys having sex?

Miranda

Often enough. But it's totally generic. We've got every move down pat. It's more like a race to have an orgasm than anything else.

Carrie

Still, it's nice to be a contestant, isn't it?

Miranda

Sure. I know what you mean. We whine when we don't have a boyfriend, and we whine when we do.