Miranda, Carrie and others in “Unfinished Business”

Miranda

Steve is completely predictable, but that's one of the things I love about him. He's just so comfortable and safe.

Carrie

Are you dating a man or a minivan?

Miranda

Read into it what you will, but my new favorite thing to do on a Saturday night is Steve's laundry, and I have never been happier.

Samantha

Your relationship is my greatest fear realized.