Stanford Blatch quotes from Sex and the City

Stanford

I can only stay a few minutes. I've got tickets to The Vagina Monologues.

Carrie

Why?

Stanford

Just because I don't eat at the restaurant doesn't mean I can't hear the specials.

Samantha

I once dated a guy who liked to wear my underwear, but I've never gone the other way.

Stanford

See, when you're gay, everyone can wear everyone's underwear.

Charlotte

That's hygienic?

Carrie

[about Stanford's new boyfriend] So, what does this Marcus do?

Stanford

Okay, before I tell you, you have to promise not to judge.

Carrie

Do I judge?

Stanford

We all judge. That's our hobby. Some people do arts and crafts. We judge.

Carrie

I'll be kind.

Stanford

He's a dancer. Radio City Music Hall.

Carrie

I feel as though my hands are tied.

Stanford

I missed my prom in high school because—

Anthony

You were gay.

Stanford

No. My girlfriend and I broke up the night before because—

Anthony

You were gay.

Stanford

No, I wasn't gay until—

Anthony

You were born.

Stanford

Never mind.