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Mayor Jones quotes from Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

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Mayor Jones

8th most-quoted character in Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated: in 19 of its 255 quotes
Most scenes with: Fred (15), Velma (13), Daphne (10)

Scenes with Mayor Jones 18

Ta-da! The Brownberger B-41. It's the trapper's trap.

Mayor Jones

(arrives) Spicy giblet ponies, Fred! Why do you have a geisha tied up in here? You know they belong downtown in Crystal Cove's geisha house of terror.

He's not a geisha, dad. He's a wizard. Or at least that's who he's pretending to be...

(Velma unmasks White Wizard)

SSScooby, Shaggy, Daphne, Velma and Fred

Mr. Wang?

Big surprise.

Mayor Jones

What?! Wang?! Why?!

WMr. Wang

I've searched for the dragon's heart all my life. I tracked it to your silly little town, and it was almost mine. Mine!

You won't be needing these anymore. (takes the 4 rings off of Mr. Wang)

Now it all makes sense. Mr. Wang used his supposed research trip to Crystal Cove as an excuse to hunt for the dragon's heart. When he saw that Mai Le was wearing the fourth dragon ring, he knew he was close. Mr. Wang posed as the evil White Kung Fu Wizard to steal the fourth dragon ring from Mai Le, but Chen pretended to be a Red Wizard in an effort to stop him.

After the wizard battle downtown, Mr. Wang came to my house in one last effort to get the ring.

But how did he make himself fly?

CChen

Oh, the same way I did, (takes the White Wizard costume off of Mr. Wang) jetpack.

SSScooby, Shaggy, Velma and Fred

Oh! Of course.

And the magic lightning bolts?

(shows Mr. Wang's hand) Homemade Tesla coils. Genius!

WMr. Wang

It was the perfect plan. That ruby is priceless. I was going to be rich! And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you--

(masks Mr. Wang with the White Wizard's head) Save it, Wang. We've heard it all before.

(Scooby laughs)

Did you know we were standing on a trap?

(grabs Daphne) Honestly, there's so many in this house, I've kinda lost track.

(The gang hears a man trapped in a sheet)

Zoinks! Another ghost!

Dad! (releases Daphne and uncovers the sheet) You're okay!

Mayor Jones

Dimpled puppet eggs, Fred! I am clearly not okay. Untie me.

(unties his dad) Dad, the house wasn't haunted at all. It was Professor Pericles.

Mayor Jones

Pericles? Are you sure? Did he get the--?

Planispheric Disk? Yeah. He said you stole it from him.

Mayor Jones

That's... that's absurd! We confiscated it off him years ago, when we locked him up. I've felt it was best to keep it here, safe. That's why I went back in for it.

Mayor Jones, why would Professor Pericles want that piece of the Disk so badly?

Mayor Jones

Oof! Ha! Ha! How should I know? Are you kids trying to imply something? Because if you are--

No, no, dad. We're just all really happy you're okay. That's what's important, right, gang? This mystery is over. (hugs Mayor Jones)

I'm not sure this mystery is over at all.

Mayor Jones

(gives an award to Sheriff Stone) People of Crystal Cove, there's a new old new Sheriff in town.

(The crowd cheers and applauds)

Thanks, Mayor Jones. And... Thanks for giving me a raise.

Mayor Jones

Raise? What raise? An hour ago, your job was free. Don't think I won't find another undead lawman if I have to.

(laughs) You're joking, right?

You know, dad, Bucky would have gotten away with it if it hadn't have been for us meddling kids. Maybe a little thank you might be, uh...

Mayor Jones

Uh, that's great, Fred. Listen, I'm late for a work meeting. (leaves)

But work's that way. (Daphne arrives) Why do I even bother?

(accompanies Fred) He cares, Fred, in his own way.

Dad, I'm sorry. We just...

Mayor Jones

Uh, uh, uh. I can't hear you. My ears are too clogged with disappointment.

[to Daphne] You are forbidden to see the Jones boy ever again.

What?! Mom, dad, you can't do that! Just listen for a second! Fred and I are engaged!

[Barty faints in Nan's arms]

VSVelma, Shaggy and Scooby

YOU'RE WHAT?!

Engaged. So you can't split us apart. Right, Fred? Fred?

What? Oh, uh... right! I love Daphne. She's the most important thing in my life, besides the gang, mystery-solving, traps, my dad... truthfully, it's a five-way tie.

[groans] We're getting married as soon as we graduate.

[gasps and drops Barty and points to Mayor Jones] This is your fault, Mystery Incorporated is over!

[Nan grabs Daphne's arm and pulls her away]

Fred!

Daphne!

[Fred reaches for Daphne, but his father pulls him back]

Freddy!

NO! [whispers as Mayor Jones pulls him away] Shaggy, Scooby, guard the disk piece in your room. Velma...

[grabs scroll and hides it behind her back] I'm already on it.

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