S2 E13 Spiderweb
Why would anybody try to dirty up my records?
Because you're perfect Amanda, the textbook tells us that in situations like this it’s always someone obscure.
Yes Amanda and that’s you, dealing with unimportant information, always there but not really doing very much, pleasant, unassuming, easy to overlook, loyal, faithful.
Like your dog... if you had one.
Amanda, come on she didn’t mean it that way.
No, no what I meant was she’s just one of those little people that one hardly ever notices, you know, like waiters or servants.
Francine, if you're through making her into a piece of the office furniture, may we please get back to the business at hand?
S2 E14 A Little Sex, a Little Scandal
(undercover as a pest controller) Are you the lady who called about the ants?
W Mrs Woodrow
Did you say ants?
Yes maam, you got em, we get em, they’re usually in the kitchen, it’s those crumbs, vacuuming helps, have you got a vacuum?
Yes of course I’ve got a vacuum, what I don’t have is antsǃ
Oh, oh I’m glad I caught you.
Caught me, you almost tackled me.
S2 E16 Life of the Party
I’m really very sorry Amanda, I know I’m not being very much fun tonight.
Oh that’s alright Lee, we never have much fun.
You know what that slave driver Mrs Flannigan wants me to do later on?
Oh no problem that’s easy for you to say. Amanda I am an expert in hand to hand combat, small arms weaponry, wealthy men between thirty and forty, but definitely not a kitchen person.
S2 E17 Odds on a Dead Pigeon
How did you know it was me?
Who else do I know whose last words would be ‘oh my gosh’?
S2 E19 D.O.A.: Delirious on Arrival
Drop it or I’ll splatter you all over the stage.
R Retzig
You irritate me Mrs King perhaps you should die first.
It’s alright partner, you won’t be needing that anymore.
Good work Scarecrow, Bill will be pleased lets get this dirtbag down to the station.
S2 E20 You Only Die Twice
It was just a tiny computer error that’s all it was, now it could have been worse, the obituary could have been for real.
Yeah well look as far as all my friends are concerned it is real, do you know how many people called my Mother this morning and sent flowers?
Well at least you know you were well liked.
I knew I was well liked before this happened.
Sir, am I back among the living
Amanda I have to tell you something, I never liked the idea of you working for IFF, I mean they should have moved you up, given you something challenging to do, I think you're gonna find this new job much more exciting.
Arrested, what on earth for?
Mother, they found my fingerprints on the murder weapon.
You mean your boss was murdered your first day on the job?
Yes Mother, I feel terrible about it.
Amanda, they could blame youǃ
Mother they do blame me that’s why I was in jail.
S2 E23 Vigilante Mothers
Amanda, is that house at the end of your street still up for rent?
You mean the Cooperman house? I think so why?
Well I know someone who wants to rent it for awhile.
Me, I want to get closer to someone who lives there.
Oh, we could go to dinner you don’t have to move in down the street.
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