Look Lee, I know you're upset but you had to tell them who we are, I mean you can’t have the police think that we are just tourists that go around and shoot people.
S2 E7Our Man in Tegernsee
Hey, whoever promised you fair?
Nobody. I just keep expecting it.
The only German word I know is Edelweiss.
Okay, okay.
And I learned that from The Sound of Music. I saw it seven times.
S2 E8An Affair at Bromfield Hall
A sex scandal?
Forget it ok it’s not your fault, I mean nobody who knows you is going to believe you’re in the middle of a sex scandal, all you have to do is take one look to know it’s ridiculous.
Why?
Why what?
Why is it ridiculous?
Amanda.
Just because it isn’t true doesn’t make it ridiculous.
Look why are we having this ridiculous conversation?
I think we’re having this ridiculous conversation because you said it was ridiculous...
Alright, alright... you’re sleeping with Lord Bromfield, how’s that?
Ridiculous.
S2 E9A Class Act
No more discussions Scarecrow your going and that’s final.
But Billy, I was scheduled for a vacation, I’m going to the Riviera.
It’s only for a week, France will be there when you get done.
Ok, ok I wanted this to be a surprise but, now you know how you have been on me about my field reports being behind, well I was going to use this time to bring them up to date.
On the beach at Nice, or in a casino in Monte Carlo?
Alright this should be a very important lesson for each and every one of you in order to survive in this business one should always expect the unexpected. If this had been a real assault Mrs King you would be dead right now.
Well, I guess you learn something new every day.
This is exciting isn’t it, you and me a team?
Yeah, Laurel and Hardy never had it so good.
Ah, what am I doing wrong?
Almost everything.
S2 E11The Three Faces of Emily
How about telling me what you’re doing here?
I need you.
You need me?
I need you, I came to ask you out.
You mean on...?
A date? Yeah well sort of.
Oh sort of, you mean it’s business, it’s not you know pleasure?
No, now that’s where your wrong it’s pleasure, for you it will be pleasure, for me...I may have to work just a little bit, but for you it’s just straight out pleasure.
Oh, well if it’s gonna be such a lot of fun why don’t you just take the girl that your seeing now, who is it, Margo? She’s the current one isn’t she?
Margo and I aren’t seeing each other any more.
Oh well, you do go through them.
S2 E12Ship of Spies
What are your plans for the next few days?
You mean this weekend?
This weekend, maybe a little longer.
Ah Mother and I have some shopping to do.
You can do that anytime.
No, no we really can’t because Mother needs to get a new coat, there’s a sale and she has to buy a coat. And there’s my friend Cindy Holcombe from college, I haven’t seen her in ten years and she’s gonna be in town and we’re gonna have lunch on Saturday.
Ten years?
Yeah, yeah ten years, but we write every Christmas and she’s gonna bring pictures of her little girl this time.
Hmm I can see why you wouldn’t want to miss that, a Cruise ship isn’t in the same league.
A cruise ship?
Yeah.
She’s gonna be here a couple weeks.
A luxury liner, I need somebody as part of my cover on a trip to the Caribbean.
Well you know she actually said next weekend would be better for her than this weekend.
Calypso bands, warm tropical breezes.
Lee, do you really need me?
I need you.
Well then that’s it, I’m there.
That’s why you’re here it’s part of my cover, we have to be engaged because it’s a special cruise.
What kind of a special cruise?
Ah it’s a wedding cruise, nothing but engaged couples so in two days we dock in St Angelo in the Caribbean.
Yeah?
And we all get married.
That’s asking too much.
MMiles
How long have you been engaged?
Three Months.
Six Months.
Ah officially three months, I asked her six months ago...
It took me a little while to make up my mind.
GGillian
You mean you nearly gave a catch like him a chance to throw the hook?
Well... he was pretty firmly hooked.
Ah Amanda, I know what you thinking but … ta da... adjoining rooms
Hmm.
That’s not what you’re thinking?
No it isn’t, it really isn’t, what I was thinking was that you had plenty of time to tell me all the details about our assignment. You could have told me in the supermarket, you could have told me in the car on the way to the airport, you could have even told me in the airplane.
Alright maybe I should have said something.
Maybe you should have said something? Lee, on a need to know basis, I think maybe this time I had a need to knowǃ
Oh, well, how can I get into any trouble walking around the deck?
If anyone can manage it, you can.
S2 E13Spiderweb
Now where were you between November of ’82 and mid January of ’83?
Are you Perry Mason? Am I supposed to crack under the pressure, or something?
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