Some people get a little strange when it's time to see Nurse Butcher.
Not me, I'm in perfect health. I eat properly, exercise daily, get the right amount of rest.
You sound like a commercial for Oat Bran.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What's wrong Kelly?
Men, especially Zack Morris.
Hey, don't judge us by our worst specimen.
Eh, I hate coffee. Suzy, can I have another cup please?
So why are you drinking it?
What else is she gonna do with the coffee Zack?
Use your head as a donut and dunk you in it.
No way, my head would never fit in the cup.
[talking to Jessie] Guys are great at math. It's just a shame you weren't born a man.
Yeah, it's a shame you weren't born one either.
I'm leaving, too! I'll send for my ant farm.
Screech, stop and smell the roses.
Oh, I smelled the roses once and a bee flew up my nose!
Oh no, Zack! Last time you had an idea, I wound up naked in a jar full of jellybeans!
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