This is my associate, A.C. Slater.
GDGem Diamond
What's the "A.C." stand for?
Abnormally Cruel. (gives him a painfully firm handshake)
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Happy Valentine's Day!
Slater (to Zack): What, no rose for me, preppie? And I thought we were real close.
Slater, face it. It's over.
GThe Guys
We're bad, we know it. We're bad, we've shown it!
GThe Girls
We're bad! We knew it! You cheated! You blew it!
Guys, plan A did not go so well. It's on to plan B.
What's that?
Unconditional surrender.
M...Mercury. V...Venus. E...E...E-I-E-I-O...
Screech, what's the rest of it?
Old McDonald had a farm...
Jessie (to Zack about Screech after he gets sick): You took the doofus skiing.
(At the Academic Bowl)
Who invented basketball?
NNerd
O.J. Simpson!
That is incorrect.
NNerd
Okay. O.J. Chamberlain!
No! That is wrong and ridiculous!
My mother told me I should look out for my little sister.
Someone should look out for you.
I've had it with this bozo! I'm so mad at this guy I could punch his lights out!
Hey, Slater, who are you talking about?
You, you slimeball! Go ahead, take my sister to the Sock Hop! But you won't see me there!
Zack (to Kelly): Look I know it's supposed to be over between us, and I know we're friends now, but Kelly, I don't feel that way. You're the only girl for me and you always will be.
Screech, we're sorry we forgot your birthday.
We're even sorrier we made you hall monitor.
Wait, I've got it. This is genius. Today, we'll give Screech a surprise party.
But his birthday was yesterday.
That's the surprise.
Now this will make Bayside history. It won't be just any surprise party. It'll be the most daring birthday party ever!
Sounds exciting.
Jessie (getting nervous): Wait, I don't know about this. It sounds dangerous. I'm getting nervous!
Will someone shoot her with a tranquilizer dart?
Mirror, mirror from the mall, who's the awesomest of them all? (to Lisa) If you say Jessie, I'll brain you!
Uh, I pass! Next question, please!
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