Yeah, I have all these problems, and there's no one ever there for me. I talk and talk and talk, but no one ever listens.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Your understanding of politics is limited to who won the election on 'Sesame Street'.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm, uh, I'm- Sinead O'Connor.
That's a very famous name. You have a hit song in the charts, you know...?
Oh, uh, that's the other O'Connor. She's my niece. She learned from me.
You taught her everything she knows?
Oh, that I did. Now she can clean toilets with the best of 'em.
Zack, just because you always park your car in that same spot, does not mean it's official.
Then make it official, just like my seat in detention.
[Jessie and Slater are at war with each other]
I wanna know what's going on right now.
[pointing to Slater] Ask brillo-head, he started it.
Well, Brillo-He - I mean, Slater...
Ok, Preppie. While you're treading cola, Kelly and I are going to the beach.
Kelly, this news disappoints me verily! I thought you and I could go over some more scenes from "Romeo and Juliet".
Oh that's a good idea, Zack. Sorry, Slater.
What? I don't believe this. You'd rather study than go to the beach?
Parting is such sweet sorrow... chump.
Hey, mama, wanna have a burger with a real man?
Sure, I'll go find one.
Go to class, learn something.
Hey, ya know what, Slater? With this microscope, your nose hairs look like the Amazon Rain Forest.
If you don't get that thing out of my face, I'm gonna have the Natives come out and eat you.
Lisa, you are looking lovelier than ever today.
Can the sweet talk. You're giving me a zit.
Maybe we could sell Screech to Exxon.
Nah, they'd never buy a geek that doesn't squeak.
Do you realize we haven't argued for 15 seconds?
It was 20, shut up.
[Screech is walking scrunched down near the floor]
I'm sorry you were stuck in the file cabinet for so long.
That's okay, just paint me blue and call me a Smurf.
[talking about Slater's dancing] Wow Slater, that was hot!
Ha ha. Are you kidding? I moved better last summer when a bee flew in my shorts.
LLouise
Would you ever go steady with a guy named Moose?
Why not, you could always hang your coat on his antlers.
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