Aku quotes from Samurai Jack

Aku

Accursed Samurai. You have succeeded again in alluding my effort. But I am not worried for one day, you will fail! [laughs]

Aku

Now let us test your enchanted steel against the power of the Titan!

Aku

Fool! Nothing of this world can harm me, for I am Aku! The Shogun of Sorrow, the Deliverer of Darkness, your new master and you will bow to me!

Aku

[as he nearly saw Jack] Hmm... strange. I thought I sensed a presence.

Aku

[gets out a phone and dials phone number, laughing] Yes, I can hold... Yes... I would like to place an order for delivery... Aku... I think I'm in the computer... Yes, that's it! I'd like a large- What? Huh?... Extra thick!... 30 minutes or it's free - EXCELLENT! [laughs, but stops when he hears the other end hang up]

Aku

Coulda – shoulda – woulda. It's all part of life's sweet sorrow.

Aku

You're so lucky, Samurai. Most of us have to live with our mistakes, but you'll get to DIE by yours!

Aku

I mean, you try and raise them right, then they run off with your mortal enemy. What's a dad to do?

Aku

Sweetheart, you have to bring out your best to defeat him. And your best part is ME!

Aku

[surprised after Jack and Ashi are traveling back to the past] Oh, no.

AKU! [loud echoing]

Aku

Who dares to summon the Master of Masters, the Deliverer of Darkness, the Shogun of Sorrow, Aku?

I am the lost son of the land you have pillaged. I am here to reclaim it. For my people, for my father, for my birthright.

Aku

[laughs] Fool. No mortal can hurt the great Aku.

Aku

[growls or snarls/grunts/hisses in pain] That sword! I remember that blade. I recognize your blood. You are the son of the fool who imprisoned me those many years ago. No matter. Neither he nor the sword had the power to slay me forever. And neither do you.

Aku

You might have beaten me now, but I will destroy you in the future.

There is no future for you, Aku.

Aku

I disagree. [he shrieks fives circles and forms white holes above and below Jack]

What trickery is this? [the circles envelope Jack; he slashes but he disappears in a flash of white light] Aku-!

Aku

Do not worry, samurai. You will see me again. But next time, you will not be so fortunate.

Rothchild

Now, that was smashing! A real bang-up job. Ahem... Good, Sir Jack. 'Twas truly a noble deed you have done today, and an historic victory most worthy of our logs. You have saved our pack from the wrath of Aku's drones. We are forever indebted to you.

Thanks are not necessary. It is my duty to oppose the minions of Aku and my mission to vanquish the very demon himself.

Rothchild

Well, then, now that we have a chance at freedom, we should take our leave of these forsaken mines. Our pack shall continue our once-nomadic life searching for more answers to our puzzling history.

I wish you the best.

Rothchild

We certainty invite you to join us.

No, I cannot. Aku's wrongs must be righted. Surely there is a way to reverse his spell. I will find a way back to my own time. There, I will finish what I started centuries ago and defeat Aku's evil before it was ever truly unleashed.

Aku

Bah! He is stronger than I remember...but no matter. For you see, little samurai, the world is mine! My eyes and ears are everywhere. Nothing you do will go unseen. Quest as you may, but we will meet again when I see fit in a time and place of my choosing. And it is I who shall put an end to the war started in that age long past... SAMURAI JACK! [evil laughing]

Ikra

[cackles evilly until her voice sounded like Aku's]

Ikra?

Aku

[reveals himself] No, fool! It is I, Aku. Yes, samurai. You have been betrayed. I and Ikra are one and the same.

No.

Aku

Oh, yes. You see, I had a dream. No, a nightmare of a jewel that had the power to send you back in time. I knew that this was no mere dream, but a premonition. I had to destroy this powerful jewel, but I did not know its whereabouts.

No!

Aku

Yes, samurai. I knew you would find it. [mockingly] "Oh, my poor father trapped in a ring of fire by mean, old Aku." [cackles evilly] FOOL!

[screams as he goes to attack, but Aku changes into a bird and dodges the sword] FIGHT ME, COWARD!

Aku

Soon we will fight, but not until I find a way to defeat you and your sword. Now, how did you put it? Oh, yes. Your time on this miserable Aku-infested land continues. [laughs as he flies away]

[screams and impales his sword in the ground] I will destroy you, Aku. I swear it.

Guiness

Ahem. Lord Aku, we have fulfilled our obligation to you. We... now ask that you...

Aku

Fulfill mine? Yes, yes, the obligation, of course. Yes, well, it seems that I've CHANGED MY MIND!