Sabrina, Hilda and others in “Pilot”

I hate being a witch! I just turned the most popular girl in school into a pineapple!

Why?

Because it’s the only thing you taught me how to do!

Relax, I can fix this. [takes the pineapple and grabs a knife] Chunks or rings?

Hilda, there are other ways.

Wedges?

Sabrina doesn’t know how to seal her spells yet, so... [Hilda reluctantly puts down the knife and stands back] "The popular girl is not a fruit." [the pineapple morphs back into Libby] There, all better.

What am I doing in your house?

[unconvincingly] You... came over for a visit.

Ha, I would not! You did something to me, you sent me somewhere - It was small and it smelled like Hawaii!

[apologetic] Look, Libby, I’m sorry, I didn’t-

Oh, not as sorry as you will be! You’re an even bigger freak than I thought, and the whole school’s going to know about it! [runs away]

See? My way, she’d be on a tooth-pick.

It’s over! My life is over! I mean, it’s not just over, it’s over, over!

Oh stop, Libby can’t hurt you. She’s just one person with a crazy story.

She’s a cheerleader - nobody has more credibility! I mean, the only way to make this better is to turn back time, and you said a witch can’t do that!

A witch can’t, but collectively we do have powers that a single witch doesn’t. It’s a union thing.

[hopeful] So, it’s possible?

You can appeal to the Witches Council, but they only grant time reversal in extreme cases.

Like for two months, a bunny ruled all of England.

[confused] When?

See?