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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

Sabrina, Zelda and others in “Pilot”

Sabrina

Morning.

Zelda

Good morning. Happy birthday, Sabrina.

Hilda

And many more to come.

Zelda

Many, many more to come. I, ah, got you a little something. [picks up a wrapped box and brings it over to the table]

Hilda

Actually, that’s from both of us; I just forgot to sign the card.

Zelda

[hands the birthday present to Sabrina] I hope you don’t already have one.

[Sabrina opens up the box excitedly and pulls out...]

Sabrina

[put out] A black pot? Actually, I don’t. Thanks...

Zelda

It’s a cauldron.

Sabrina

Wow, even better. I can, um, put my pens in it...

Zelda

That’s not what it’s for. Sabrina, we have something to tell you. You see there are two realms, the natural and the supernatural and it turns out the immutable laws of physics-

Hilda

[interrupting] You're a witch.

Sabrina

[surprised] What do you mean, I’m a witch?

Hilda

You’re a witch.

Zelda

Now you're not alone. I’m a witch, Hilda’s a witch, your father’s a witch...

Sabrina

[skeptical] And I suppose my mom’s a witch too?

Hilda

I always thought so.

Zelda

Actually, your mom’s mortal. You see, that’s why you’re here; so that we can teach you how to use your magic.

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