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Sabrina, the Teenage Witch · Season 1

“Dream Date” quotes from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

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“Dream Date” · Season 1

In this episode: Harvey Kinkle (4), Sabrina Spellman (3), Hilda Spellman (2), Zelda Spellman (2), Jenny Kelley (2), Libby Chessler (2)

It looks like I’m going to the dance.

[excited] Who with‽

Me! Dates are just society's way of keeping numbers even, I’m going to represent all things that are odd.

And I’m sure that’s exactly how people will see it.

Do you wanna come with me? We could go alone together.

No thanks. You know I was thinking it might be kinda fun to go with Harvey.

Are you gonna ask him?

Oh, I can’t! I don’t wanna complicate our friendship.

What if he asked you?

Oh, I don’t mind if he complicates our friendship...

[Jenny stands up and waves Harvey over]

Hey, Harvey! Over here!

[walking over] Thanks for waving; I might not have spotted you at the same table where we always sit.

So, do you have plans for the dance tomorrow night? [pretends to look at a watch] Oops, gotta run! [grabs her tray and leaves the table]

[to Sabrina] Man, I’ve never seen her move so fast...

Er, so you were saying about the dance?

Harvey: Oh, I probably won’t go. School dances aren’t my thing. What about you?

Oh, I haven’t made any plans. Y’know, yet.

[Libby walks up with an inflated balloon]

Hi, Harvey. Can I borrow a finger?

Sure.

[Harvey holds out his finger while Libby ties off the balloon]

[annoyed] Excuse me, we were talking? Other people have fingers too, you know.

Yes, but Harvey works out. And by the way, Harvey, I was thinking you and I could go to the dance together, okay?

[nervous] ...Okay.

[Sabrina stares in disbelief]

Great! Thanks for helping! [walks off, flashing Sabrina a smug look]

[to Harvey] "Okay"‽ I thought you said school dances weren’t your thing‽

...They’re not. I panicked. I have a hard time saying "no". I really should work on that... [to himself] No...

We’ll be downstairs if you need us.

That’s right: We’re here. We care. [smiles] And we have pie!

[Hilda and Zelda are adding ingredients to make the Personality Glaze for Sabrina's Man-Dough date]

Let's make him a great dancer.

And a daredevil.

And a musician!

[frowns] Do girls still like musicians?

Ever since Mozart’s "Feel the Heat" tour. [Zelda hums in a "good point", manner] Oh, I overdid the enthusiasm.

He’s going to a high school dance - he’s going to need all the enthusiasm he can get.

[sees Sabrina dancing with Chad] Oh my god... Who's that guy Sabrina’s with?

[dances over, smug] His name's Chad Cory Dillan; and yes, that’s his motorcycle outside. [dances away laughing]

SSasha

Well, I guess Sabrina wins.

Ha! I don’t think so. Come on Harvey, let’s hit the floor!

[grabs her arm] Actually, Libby, I don’t dance.

Excuse me? This is a dance, guess what we do here?

Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor.

For what?

...I don’t know, something else?

So where’s Libby?

Bathroom, I guess. She’s mad at me ’cause I don’t dance.

Really? I would have thought you’d be good at that.

[smiles slightly] Well, I’m okay when it’s just me rocking out in my room... [quickly] I mean, I don’t spin around the pole or anything, but... I get really self-conscious in front of other people.

[emphatically] We all do.

[snorts] Not your date.

Oh, Chad’s kinda special.

Wow, you really like him, don’t you?

No! I meant, like, different.

Do you wanna head over to the Slicery and play a little foosball?

[enthusiastic] Yeah, I love foosball! [beat] Sorry, I've been hanging out with Chad too long... Well, I'll go tell him I'm leaving. [heads back into the school]

I like you, Sabrina. [sighs] Why can’t I say it to her face?

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