I don't see what the big deal is. It's just putting away some groceries.
SC Scissors Citizen
Oh, sure, first you're putting away groceries. Next you're donating a kidney!
[All the Scissors in the court shout angrily]
CS Chairman Scissors
[banging the gavel] Order! Order! Have you forgotten why we don't help? Don't you remember the Ice Cream incident? [inserts the tape into a VCR]
[The footage shows Young Scissors standing in line at an ice cream stand]
[to a little girl; politely] You can cut in front of me if you want.
Excuse me. Could I talk to you about helping?
TC Traffic Cop Scissors
Can't you see I'm busy directing traffic? [makes the cars crash into each other and laughs sinisterly]
FS Firefighter Scissors
There it is! Step on it!
[The fire truck pulls up at a fast food drive-thru]
FS Firefighter Scissors #2
We'll have six burgers.
DT Drive-Thru Employee Scissors
Make 'em yourself.
[talking to Wife Scissors] Am I crazy? Should I just vote not to help?
WS Wife Scissors
Yes! It's like Chairman Scissors always says, "The world is a dark place. Helping leads to hurt."
But how do we know for sure?
WS Wife Scissors
Here, hand me some water. [Nice Scissors offers her a glass of water and she smacks it into his face] See what happens when you try to help?
Could've just taken the water.
WS Wife Scissors
You're not making any sense. Just go back to watching TV and try to live in with that horrible feeling we all have.
[A memory footage shows Young Scissors running down the school hallway, and accidentally rips his pants while crouching down to pick up a piece of paper, showing his underwear and butt crack]
Oh, no! I ripped my pants at school! [gets attacked by a Pterodactyl that swooped in]
[covered in glitter after singing a tune while getting mail] What just happened?
I think someone sent you a glitter bomb.
[getting angry] Do you know how difficult it is to remove glitter? Who would do this to me? [sadly] Who would do this to me?! [furiously] WHO WOULD DO THIS TO ME?!
[holds up tape] It's folding time.
Forgive me! Forgive me! No!
[reveals the words on the tape saying "Gotcha"] [happy] Gotcha!
We knew you did the glitter bomb the whole time.
So we thought it'd be funny if Rock pretended to be enraged by it and go on a crazy manhunt to scare you.
Yeah, all of us were in on it. The mailman, Chad BrockChad, all the prisoners.
[giggles] Pretty funny, huh, Paper?
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