Nice Scissors and Wife Scissors in “Unfinished Business”

Nice Scissors

[talking to Wife Scissors] Am I crazy? Should I just vote not to help?

Yes! It's like Chairman Scissors always says, "The world is a dark place. Helping leads to hurt."

Nice Scissors

But how do we know for sure?

Here, hand me some water. [Nice Scissors offers her a glass of water and she smacks it into his face] See what happens when you try to help?

Nice Scissors

Could've just taken the water.

You're not making any sense. Just go back to watching TV and try to live in with that horrible feeling we all have.