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Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1, Episode 15

Scissors, Paper and others in “Unfinished Business”

[The trio are hiding behind a bush in the park, watching the Rat Bros weightlifting]

Okay. What's the plan, new guy?

I say we sneak up and blast them with my water balloon cannon. Now, Rock! Push the button!

[tries to push the button but the laser zaps him causing him to dance uncontrollably] I'm trying but I can't stop dancing!

I'll do it. [the laser zaps him; his body starts to inflate like a balloon and floats away] What is- Rock, grab me! GRAB ME! [holds onto the cannon]

What the heck is going- [the laser zaps him; screams as his neck extends like a giraffe and his giraffe-like head falls to the ground] Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!

[The Rat Bros walk up to them]

Oh, the party won't stop!

'Sup, boys? Were you planning to blast us with your secret weapon? Well, we have a secret weapon too.

[popping up from a nearby bush] I made an atomic transmogrification laser! It can alter molecular structure in really crazy ways! Watch. [zaps Scissors' head, causing it to also inflate]

My head! My head is a balloon! [floats away]

Okay, this might be a bit harder than I thought.

Sharp branch! Sharp branch!

[Scissors' nose is poked by a branch and deflates around while the Rat Bros laugh]

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