Joseph quotes from Robin Hood ... TV Quotes Database

[After dressing as the Nightwatchman and handing out poison pies in Pitt Street]

JJoseph

And that night, the Angel of the Lord went back and forth.

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JJoseph

What are you doing?

Robin

I'm helping the sick.

JJoseph

Leave them alone!

[Robin looks confused]

JJoseph

I mean, um, you could die.

Robin

Well that's a risk I take every day.

[Robin walks past Joseph]

JJoseph

No, you're right. [Robin turns around] Forgive me. Uh, look, let me help.

Robin

What's your name?

JJoseph

Joseph. I'm here by mistake.

Robin

Yeah, you're from Leicester, I heard.

JJoseph

Did you see the way those men treated me? Godless.

Robin

Well, welcome to Nottingham.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[After a man has died, Robin arrives at a house where Joseph is writing about the different poisons. Upon seeing him, Joseph closes the ledger. Robin paces up and down]

JJoseph

A shame.

Robin

"A shame"? [He picks up a pot and throws it at the wall] It's an outrage. That's another life wasted.

JJoseph

You suspect foul play?

Robin

[laughs] Joseph. Joseph! This is Nottingham. There is no other kind of play!

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[Much walks in on Joseph cooking and who is about to add poison]

Much

[smells the soup] Mmm, smells good. Are you a cook?

JJoseph

No, I'm a man of science.

Much

Science? What, er, what sort of science?

JJoseph

The science of elimination.

Much

What's that?

JJoseph

Finding ways to get rid of dirt. Have you noticed there's dirt everywhere? We have to get rid of it. And there are people who will make the necessary difficult decisions. Who don't need to be...popular.

Much

I think you should talk to the Sheriff. He doesn't need to be popular.

JJoseph

With the right tool, we can clean this country. Create a new England.

[Pause]

Much

I think you should definitely talk to the Sheriff. [chuckles]

[Joseph pats him]

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[After the Sheriff has revealed he has used Joseph and will use his poison against the King's army]

JJoseph

But that's not what we agreed.

SSheriff

Yes, I know. And life is usually so much fairer.

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[Robin enters the Sheriff's quarters to find the Sheriff, poisoned, hunched over his table, holding a chalice, moaning in agony and Joseph also poisoned, huddled on the floor, writhing and moaning in agony]

Robin

Will.

SSheriff

Robin...help.... [moans in pain] Poison...

[Robin walks over to the Sheriff]

Robin

Well...according to your friend here there is no cure. So...you're gonna die.

SSheriff

No! No! I cannot die. No, I'm too young. I haven't finished yet! [falls off his chair]

Robin

Dan Scarlett hadn't finished either, when you killed him this morning.

SSheriff