Will quotes from Robin Hood

Much

If they know we're coming, we could all die.

Allan

True. But it's Djaq.

Much

What does that mean, "True. But it's Djaq"? That's not even an answer.

Allan

Look, the thing is...I like her.

Will

[at the same time] I think I love her.

Much

Well! Even so, that is no reason to knowingly walk into a trap.

Will

I'm burning this!

Djaq

Will, no!

[Grabs the ledger from Will's hand.] Steady.

Will

This is not science. This is murder.

Djaq

Think of this as progress. Other scientists could do much better things with Greek fire!

Allan

Yeah! You could blow up the whole castle with that stuff!

Will

It's good to have you back, Much.

Much

It's good to have you back, my Lord Much.

Allan

That is gonna get really annoying.

Much

That is gonna get really annoying, my Lord Much.

Much

I know it's annoying but I like it.

Robin

Well... [looks at Will, who cheekily smiles] seeing as you like lording it up...to Lord Much!

To Lord Much!

All hail Lord Much! All hail Lord Much!

[About his son, to the Gang] Him, I am proud to know. You, I'm stuck with.

Will

[throwing Little John a stick] Oi, John! I made you a new staff.

Right.

Robin

Will? What's the matter?

Will

The king is coming.

Allan

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Will

No.

Allan

Well, if you're not thinking it, how d'y'know what it is?

Will

I don't think like you do.

Allan

I'm not being funny, maybe you should. What, you think Robin's gonna need us when he's a lord again? Eh? It's all right for them, Much with his lodge. What are we gonna have?

Will

This should go to the poor.

Allan

That's us now! Look, we were outlaws, right? We had a job. We got nothing now. We are the poor. You know what this is?

Will

What?

Allan

Severance pay.

Where were you two?

Allan

I can explain. There was this woman, a mother. She was giving birth to this newborn babe, right.

Will

We were going to take the haul. Gisborne's money. We were going to take it to Scarborough.

Allan

Yeah. What can I say?

Will

Sorry. Really.

Allan

Yeah, but we're back now. Saved your bacon actually.

Allan

What? We said sorry.

Much

Marian. Gisborne stabbed her last night and she's-

Robin

She's dead. Marian's dead.

Djaq

We need to bury her.

Robin

We must get her to Knighton Hall...to her father. John...John, I need you to...Djaq, prepare her body. Will...I need you to make...I need you to make a coffin.

Shh! In good time. First...we say goodbye.

Will

[tears roll down his cheeks] She was a good woman. Kind and considerate.

Much

[steps forward] "Good"? Oh, she was... Yeah, she was...

Allan

[steps forward] She was alright. Yeah.

Her...we liked.

Robin

Her we loved. Her I loved. I loved her and I never told her.

Much

She knew. We all knew.

Allan

I'm not being funny, right, she's breathing.

Will

This is strange. Going without Robin.

Much

It's fine. He's made his decision. It's fine.

Allan

What are you doing?

Much

There is something I have to do. I must find Robin.

It's down to us now.

Much

Ha! Woah! Your Majesty, welcome home!

Much

Wha-? Your Majesty, I'm Much! I served in the King's Guard! Your Ma-!

Much

Edward.

Much

Marian.

Robin

[to the gang] Shall we?

Allan

Thought we were out of a job.

Will

Good to have you back!

Robin

It's good to be back.

Robin

This is an ambush!

You don't say.

Much

This is how it goes.

Will

There's poor people going hungry.

Allan

Tell us what you've got.

Djaq

Be honest with us...

Much

And we take a tenth...

Will

So the poor can eat.

Lie!

Much

Or resist...

Robin

And we take it all. So what's it gonna be?!

Robin

Good work, Will!

Will

[looking at the camp] It's nothing.

Much

Nothing? Genius! [puts his arms around Will and Robin] I love a camp!

Gisborne

The Sheriff didn't want to say goodbye either. He just wants you dead now. See you on the dark side. Shoot him!

[knocking out an archer] So, it's goodnight from me...

Will

[knocking out an archer. He hits the archer with an axe with the words "goodnight" and "him"] And goodnight from him!

Much

Well, it's not the end of the world. I mean, Marian's basically alright and...we've got a camp.

Will

Much, the Sheriff and the Black Knights are going to kill the King. Take over England.

Much

True. It is the end of the world.

Much

Well, if we've learnt one thing from today, it's that you are never going to go to Nottingham on your own, again, ever. Because if you'd have died, especially now...

Robin

If I had died, Much, or if I die tomorrow...you will carry on without me.

Much

How? We are Robin Hood's men.

Robin

No, you are Robin Hood.

Much

What?

Robin

You are Robin Hood. And [points to Djaq] you are, and [points to Little John] you are. [turns to Will] All of you! We are not just six outlaws in the forest. [Allan arrives outside the camp] We are the spirit of England and that lads, that is this country's only hope.

Allan

Ay up, lads.

Djaq

What happened to you?

Allan

Oh, tricked one punter too many.

Much

I could have told you that. Here. [hands Allan a cup]

We are Robin Hood.

Allan

What?

Much

Just say it.

:[holding their cups up] We are Robin Hood!

Much

[looking at a trip wire] Will, what's this?

Will

Much, don't touch that!

Much

Why do I do it?

Will. Still passionate, angry.

Will

Lots to be angry about.

True. And your skills. You're using them, not wasting them. That's good.

Will

I'm with Robin Hood.

That is good.