Much quotes from Robin Hood

It's gonna rain again and it's dry in there.

Much

It's dark and it's, you know, horrible.

We voted, Much.

And you lost. Five-one.

Much

Yeah, well. I should have two votes, because I really don't like the cave. In fact, I should have three, because I really, really don't like the cave.

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Much

I hate bats. Bats are rats. Rats with wings.

No, they're intelligent. Bats make noises you cannot hear.

What's the point of that? Noises you can't hear.

Much

What if there was a noise nobody could hear.

[playfully] Shut up.

Much

And then if you were the only person in the world who could hear it. Because I am that person. To see sense where others see nonsense. Just like the bat. I take it back. I like the bat. The bat is my friend. The bat understands me.

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Much

What is it girls eat?

Special girls food.

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Much

Now, does she want an egg or bacon? She can't have both, I don't care who she is.

Pray to your God...and to mine. She is going to die.

Much

Die? What do you mean, die?

Her face. I've seen that look a thousand times.

Much

W-W-What do we do?

I need clean instruments. Knives. :[Much uses the ladle to throw the egg away] And crush this [She hands him berries] into a fine paste. Now.

Much

Now, right, er, now.

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Much

Right, here is the paste, and er, the instruments are coming and er, Djaq is er, Djaq is coming. I'm sure, I'm sure all...

"I am sure, I am sure"? I am sure is reassuring, "I am sure, I am sure" is not.

Much

I am sure. It's just, Djaq is very, er, Djaq is very...

Djaq is very what?!

Much

I'll shut up.

Good idea.

Much

I'll go.

[He starts to leave, but quickly spins around and hands Robin a flask of wine]

Much

Drink this. All of it.

[He leaves]

[Marian laughs]

Much.

He means well.

What could Djaq have told him? This is not good, is it?

Maybe not so good.

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Much

[pressing on Marian's wound] I'm just pressing, right?

Yes. There's not much else we can do. The other physician has the instruments.

Much

Should I be able to feel a heartbeat?

Yes.

[Much looks at Djaq, in worry. Djaq runs over]

[Djaq opens Marian's eyes and thinks of what to do. She starts pounding on Marian's chest. Much stops her]

Much

What are you doing?! What are you doing?! You'll hurt her!

Trust me, Much. Where she is, she cannot feel a thing.

[She continues pounding]

[Much shakes his head]

Much

No. Oh, come on, come on, Marian.

[Djaq continues pounding]

Much

Please!

[Djaq continues pounding]

[Much nods and laughs]

Much

Yes! Yes!

[Djaq laughs]

Allah be praised!

[Much throws his arms up]

Much

ALLAH BE PRAISED!

[Little John throws his arms up]

ALLAH BE PRAISED!

Much

Well, how did you do that?

Put your finger back in. Now!

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PPitts

You've been trained?

A little.

PPitts

Good. Good. Then you've probably saved her life.

Much

She has saved her life.

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PPitts

This charade is over. [he smiles and walks away but stops next to Robin] Your friend is dead.

[He carries on walking]

Much

Dead?

PPitts

Dead.

[He is hit in the stomach by Little John near the entrance of the cave]

[Robin runs to Marian; Djaq looks at Robin]

Robin... I'm sorry.

[Djaq walks up to Robin, looks at him with tears in her eyes and walks away; Robin walks over to Marian's body]

Marian. Marian! Marian. I love you. I should have said. Why did I not say? I love you. Marian. I love you. Marian.

[He kisses her then cries over her body]

[The Sheriff's voice is heard]

Robin! Oh, Robin! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

[Robin slowly lifts his head in anger]

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You're getting slack, my friend! Could it have been easier for me? Hmmm? If you'd led me by the hand to your little hidey-hole? A clue: no!

Much

Allan. Where are Allan and Will?

[Much looks at John; John nods]

Now!

Much

[aiming his bow at the Sheriff] STAND!

Oh.

Much

Stand or we shoot.

[The Sheriff looks around]

Uh, there are two of you.

Much

Last warning!

How many do you think there could be of them?

Gisborne

A dozen or so at the most.

[The Sheriff chuckles]

Gisborne

Of the inner circle.

... And how many of the outer circle?

Gisborne

I don't know.

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Wait! Why are they not running? Why are they not running? Hood must be in there!

Much

John... now what?

Bored now. Kill them!

Much

John, I think we're gonna die.

A good day. [paints mud on his face like warpaint]

Much

What?

A good day to die!

Much

What?

It's a saying.

Much

I hate sayings!

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[After Robin has unsheathed his sword, ready to charge, Much unsheathes his sword]

Much

[to Little John ] It's a good day!

[Robin, Little John, Much, and Djaq, screaming, charge at the guards]

Come on, then!

What is this? Is this suicide?

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Where were you two?

I can explain. There was this woman, a mother. She was giving birth to this newborn babe, right.

We were going to take the haul. Gisborne's money. We were going to take it to Scarborough.

Yeah. What can I say?

Sorry. Really.

Yeah, but we're back now. Saved your bacon actually.

[Little John and Much are shocked. Everyone looks sombre]

What? We said sorry.

Much

Marian. Gisborne stabbed her last night and she's-

She's dead. Marian's dead.

[He walks back to the cave]

[In the cave]

We need to bury her.

We must get her to Knighton Hall...to her father. John...John, I need you to...Djaq, prepare her body. Will...I need you to make...I need you to make a coffin.

Shh! In good time. First...we say goodbye.

[tears roll down his cheeks] She was a good woman. Kind and considerate.

Much

[steps forward] "Good"? Oh, she was... Yeah, she was...

[steps forward] She was alright. Yeah.

Her...we liked.

Her we loved. Her I loved. I loved her and I never told her.

Much

She knew. We all knew.

[Allan notices that Marian is breathing and walks up to take a look]

I'm not being funny, right, she's breathing.

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Much

"I'll send for a physician." He just killed one. He's revolting.

He killed one?

Much

Yes. Pitts. We thought he would denounce Gisborne, but he was a traitor. He was also revolting. I'm glad he is dead.

Yeah, but she's gotta marry Gisborne now. Tomorrow.

Much

True.

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[Much finds Robin sitting atop a hill overlooking Locksley, and walks up to him]

Much

I knew you'd be here.

It is my village.

[Much sits next to him]

Much

Remember the times when we used to sit up here? Sit up here and say there was no finer place in England.

Gisborne is stealing my life.

Much

And you must let him. You heard Edward. The King is in danger. What is Locksley, if England can't be saved?

At this moment I care more about Locksley than England.

Much

It's not Locksley, is it? It's Marian. We must let her go. I say "we", I mean you.

There must be a way.

Much

Robin, the King is coming back! And if we can stop the Sheriff from messing things up, then England will be right again.

Will it?

Much

Yes! The Sheriff will be out, you'll be in. We're talking days, surely. I mean...you'll have your lands back! You'll be in Locksley and I'll be in Bonchurch. I mean, it's not a huge estate but it's big enough. A man could easily get lost in it. Easily.

[Robin laughs]

You know something? If you want to get lost, why don't you start practising now?

Much

You don't mean that. You know a smaller man would be offended. A smaller man would be wounded.

You see there is no smaller man. You are the smaller man, Much. All you care about is the roof over your head, the food in your belly. You speak every facile thought that comes into your head. You're like a pox on my skin and I keep scratching, but you never go away.

[Pause. Much is upset]

[Much pushes Robin over]

Much

You go away!

[He gets up and walks away]

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