This good deed is brought to you by the quote-unquote, Mutant Menace, winky face.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[The Turtles watch a news report after doing some "good deeds"]
NANews Anchor
In local news, a team of heartless pranksters dubbed quote-unquote, Mutant Menace, evil winky face, are wrecking havoc across the city. We go live to unpaid E-reporter, Cybersleuth.
?"Cybersleuth"
A fire rages. A canary flees for its life. A maltese is trapped in concrete. What do these tragedies have in common? The horrible villains called the Mutant Menace!
RRaph
What?! We called ourselves the Mutant Menace as a joke! That's why we used the "just kidding" quotes, and the "just kidding" winky face!
Raph, you know I love you, but people don't focus on your punctuation when they're stuck in concrete.
There's something familiar about that disguised voice.
?"Cybersleuth"
No doubt you're wondering who I am. I'm none other than…
["Cybersleuth" removes his mask and hoodie revealing Baxter Stockboy from the previous episode]
Boy genius Baxter Stockboy!
What?!
BBoth
Baxter Stockboy?
I'm not looking forward to whatever that highly skilled underachiever has in store for us.
Ha! Never fear, New York, I'll expose these monsters for what they are. I've been tracking them from the Stock 'n Shop blimp.
RRaph
He's tracking us?!
[Mikey and Donnie gaze at it]
Hey, we look like a giant turtle.
Yeah, everybody was saying "Go stealth, go stealth", but look at us. We are all kinds of bad.
You, too, can track the Mutant Menace by accessing the Baxter Stockboy Live Stream! Available for a reasonable fee.
[One of the microbots bursts into the Turtle Tank and holograms a video chat to Stockboy]
Chello?
RRaph
Mikey, we don't "chello" our enemy.
Oh, mutants! You know doubt have noticed my microbots are in control of your vehicle.
What's your angle, Stockboy?
Just watch this!
[Stockboy appears on each jumbotron in the city]
New York, I'll deliver the Mutant Menace to the steps of City Hall in 5 minutes! Subscribe and donate to my livestream to witness the spectacle. Or see it in person if you dare. Premium tickets are for sale on my website. We accept cash, credit cards--
[Leo bats the bot away]
What's with this kid? He's gonna expose us all over New York just for money?
[After the angrily mobs leaves City Hall]
PPolice Officer
Baxter Stockboy, we're taking you in from unlicensed advertisin', [cop arrests Baxter Stockboy] causing mass hysteria and driving a blimp without a learner's permit (nice work, turtles.) Alright, take him to kid genius jail.
SSheldon
[off-screen] (Officers?!)
[latest words] Mark my words. This isn't the last you've heard of Baxter Stockboy!?
Well, I guess we’ll never get people to accent for us bein’ good doers like Wolfie.
RRaph
?
We were playing... sportsball. But we couldn't find a ball...
Donnie! GO LONG!! (throws splinters suspicious teapot)
ATAll turtles
AHH!!!!!
Boyys! What is going on? Have any of you seen my teapot?
Uhh- Yeah dad, Im sorry... ( puts teapot back together quickly on the floor as Splinter looms behind him)
LLLittle Leo (in the smallest voice you can imagine)
There's a piece missing...
Thank you, honest boys! :]
Shelldon! I told you no drone-racing in the lair.
???
No, you can't!
Why?!
Because I said so email so and texted so!
That's so *unfair!* I'm sick of this shell-pression!?
Problem, Donald?
???
? [gasps] That's it! You are grounded, young man! (Mikey: DONNIE!) Literally!
Hey!
Donald, (NO!) [Mikey catches Shelldon]
(No, I'm not Donald. I am Donnie.) That's a restraining bolt. From now on, you do not go anywhere or anything without my say so (and it's all Leonardo's fault. Mikey's gonna kill me.)
01001, you!
You watch your mouth, young man!? [to Mikey] Sorry, Dr. Feelings, but I feel this was a job for Doctor Actually Solve Problems.
Hidden City zoo?
Oh, luxury resort.
Battle Nexus.
Oh, Witch town!
RRaph
Alright, we melt down are listed 200 activities. I don't wanna spend my whole thing in the Hidden City voting, so I say we each do our own thing.
AAll
Bye.
My friends!
My sons!
TTodd
My BFFs!
FRFoot Recurit
My enemies!
RRaph
Dad?
April?
Draxum?
Foot Recruit?
I AM FREE!!!
[Shredder laughs maniacally as he rips the collar off of his neck]
Everybody, out!
AAll
WHAT?!
I wanna hang out with Gram-Gram!
[Splinter karate chops their foreheads]
NO! GRAM-GRAM NEEDS QUIET!! Sorry.
You demand the Shredder's attention.
[Shredder strains and yells as he breaks free of the chains on Mikey's kusari-fundō, throwing him, Raph and Donnie off their feet. Now wide-eyed, Mikey looks up at Shredder in horror around his now-destroyed weapon]
You have it!
Shelldon! I need you to protect Gram-Gram.
Got it!
[The lair is engulfed in orange and pink flames! Mikey is thrown back. Leo turns to see Shredder and attacks. He creates a portal but is back where he started. Shredder lands behind Leo and grips the blade in his hand]
Enough of that! No more escape!
[Shredder bends the blade and breaks it, much to Leo's dismay]
My ōdachi!
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.