A character in Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Played by Josh Brener
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 36 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: in 15 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Raph (12), Leo (10), Mikey (9)
Room 16 take corridor B, down the stairs past the ibis tapestry. Sliding bookcase after bookcase shows the way to the hall- down the pole through the hole to the waterfall! Donatello! -with the book in his hand- gonna prove to everyone that he is the man!! Po-po comes in and takes him away- but Donnie D will live to see another DAAAAYYYYY! (Leo beat boxing in background)
Ha! You must be this rad to ride that ride.
DonnieWell, based on our velocity and entry angle… I concur. We rad!
You guys crushed it. Gimme 5! [All leap out to join her.] Or 3.
Couldn’t have done it without you, April. Our girl with the plan.
And keys to the roof.
Let’s go bungee dunk on the hoops at Rucker Park.
Game on! Just one thing first. [tosses 2 warning signs on ground] "Wet floor" and "dry pool". Our work is done here. Donnie, can I hitch a ride?
DonnieNo probbles.
Really? That'll make us heroes? But it's only paper.
It's only paper? [laughing] I'm so sorry. Donnie, what did he just say? Did he say it's only paper?
DonnieYup.
Did he say it's only paper?
DonnieYes, he did.
Okay! That's what they all say. You think the road to hero town is paved with real crime? No! It's paved with the tears of the poor paper man. And who helps that guy? I'll tell you who: We are who.
What kind of weirdo steals paper?
A dreamer! You look at a blank sheet and see nothing. They look at it and see possibilities– [Raph elbows him in the side, causing him to fall over]
Donnielooking through his welding goggles] There's only one store they haven't hit yet, and it is right over there- Oh, convenient.
How 'bout we go stealth and make 'em wish they stole toilet paper?
[stealthily lands on the floor behind the bad guys with his brothers following suit] Okay, twerp and… [Foot Lieutenant turns around with a small gasp, Foot Brute looking super intimidating just by standing still] …Surprisingly big man. It's 4 against 2, so what say we call it a day, right?
Whoa! They got footprints on their faces!
Uh, are those flames on their heads?
DonnieFeels like a real hazard for a paper thief. [smirks]
Donnie, your gifts really brought out the best in us.
I’m funnier!
I’m bouncier!
And I’m smash-ier! Your gifts are the stuff!
DonnieBut you were supposed to... Ah, forget it. You guys are great the way you are. Bring it in. Group hug.
Baxter, are you in here? You were supposed to be home an hour ago! [?] And what happened to the store?!
Oh, no, guys! It's my parents! [He watches April, Mikey and Leo escaped]
Tell us if you got grounded in your next video, OK? (OK. Bye!)
Donnie[off-screen] (Thanks, Leonardo.)
[off-screen] (Well done, thank you.)
But sure to subscribe and donate?
Baxter, why does the turkey with selfie stick?!
Donnie[off-screen] (Because, Mrs. Stockboy, even though have turkey with selfy stick. Mm. Tasty good.)
[The lair is dark as the Turtles land on the floor. A dark silhouette of Splinter's chair appears behind them]
Land safely!
DonnieHey! What's Pops's chair doing here?
[Splinter turns on the lamp as the turtles cower and scream]
Where have you been?! I was worried! Didn't I ground you?!
[Leo high-fives him]
Yeah! And you took away our weapons.
We're really sorry!
[Raph drops Mikey]
And we've learned a really important lesson on a big secret today, alright? We--
[Just as Raph is about to say something, Splinter cuts him off]
Me first. Being a single parent is… What I wanted to… I… I didn't mean to lose my temper earlier.
No! Nonononono! BAD mutant silverfish!
DonnieSave the kiosk!
[The Turtles watch a news report after doing some "good deeds"]
In local news, a team of heartless pranksters dubbed quote-unquote, Mutant Menace, evil winky face, are wrecking havoc across the city. We go live to unpaid E-reporter, Cybersleuth.
A fire rages. A canary flees for its life. A maltese is trapped in concrete. What do these tragedies have in common? The horrible villains called the Mutant Menace!
What?! We called ourselves the Mutant Menace as a joke! That's why we used the "just kidding" quotes, and the "just kidding" winky face!
Raph, you know I love you, but people don't focus on your punctuation when they're stuck in concrete.
There's something familiar about that disguised voice.
No doubt you're wondering who I am. I'm none other than…
["Cybersleuth" removes his mask and hoodie revealing Baxter Stockboy from the previous episode]
Boy genius Baxter Stockboy!
What?!
Baxter Stockboy?
I'm not looking forward to whatever that highly skilled underachiever has in store for us.
Ha! Never fear, New York, I'll expose these monsters for what they are. I've been tracking them from the Stock 'n Shop blimp.
He's tracking us?!
[Mikey and Donnie gaze at it]
Hey, we look like a giant turtle.
DonnieYeah, everybody was saying "Go stealth, go stealth", but look at us. We are all kinds of bad.
You, too, can track the Mutant Menace by accessing the Baxter Stockboy Live Stream! Available for a reasonable fee.
DonnieWe were playing... sportsball. But we couldn't find a ball...
Donnie! GO LONG!! (throws splinters suspicious teapot)
AHH!!!!!
Boyys! What is going on? Have any of you seen my teapot?
Uhh- Yeah dad, Im sorry... ( puts teapot back together quickly on the floor as Splinter looms behind him)
There's a piece missing...
Thank you, honest boys! :]
DonnieShelldon! I told you no drone-racing in the lair.
???
DonnieNo, you can't!
Why?!
DonnieBecause I said so email so and texted so!
That's so *unfair!* I'm sick of this shell-pression!?
Problem, Donald?
Donnie???
Donnie? [gasps] That's it! You are grounded, young man! (Mikey: DONNIE!) Literally!
Hey!
Donald, (NO!) [Mikey catches Shelldon]
Donnie(No, I'm not Donald. I am Donnie.) That's a restraining bolt. From now on, you do not go anywhere or anything without my say so (and it's all Leonardo's fault. Mikey's gonna kill me.)
01001, you!
DonnieYou watch your mouth, young man!? [to Mikey] Sorry, Dr. Feelings, but I feel this was a job for Doctor Actually Solve Problems.
Hidden City zoo?
Oh, luxury resort.
DonnieBattle Nexus.
Oh, Witch town!
Alright, we melt down are listed 200 activities. I don't wanna spend my whole thing in the Hidden City voting, so I say we each do our own thing.
Bye.
Dad?
DonnieApril?
Draxum?
Foot Recruit?
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