SplinterWhat happened to Karai?
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Played by Eric Bauza
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 36 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: in 7 of its 36 quotes
Most scenes with: Leo (4), Donnie (2), Raph (2)
Lines by Splinter 1
SplinterScenes with Splinter 6
[The lair is dark as the Turtles land on the floor. A dark silhouette of Splinter's chair appears behind them]
Land safely!
Hey! What's Pops's chair doing here?
[Splinter turns on the lamp as the turtles cower and scream]
SplinterWhere have you been?! I was worried! Didn't I ground you?!
[Leo high-fives him]
Yeah! And you took away our weapons.
RRaph
We're really sorry!
[Raph drops Mikey]
RRaph
And we've learned a really important lesson on a big secret today, alright? We--
[Just as Raph is about to say something, Splinter cuts him off]
SplinterMe first. Being a single parent is… What I wanted to… I… I didn't mean to lose my temper earlier.
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Splinter[after he and his son escaped the Foot Clan] Thank you, my sons. And I might add…
[He karate chops each of their foreheads]
SplinterYou're all grounded!
AAll
WHAT?!?!?!
SplinterFor not telling me that you knew Draxum.
Come on! What about all of your secrets?
[Splinter throws one of his shoes at him]
SplinterNo! I will not ground me for my secrets! But I'll tell you everything. My sons, our destiny begins tomorrow. And we're way behind. Now someone carry me. I can hear my bones rattling.
[The Turtles carry Splinter away]
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We were playing... sportsball. But we couldn't find a ball...
Donnie! GO LONG!! (throws splinters suspicious teapot)
ATAll turtles
AHH!!!!!
SplinterBoyys! What is going on? Have any of you seen my teapot?
Uhh- Yeah dad, Im sorry... ( puts teapot back together quickly on the floor as Splinter looms behind him)
LLLittle Leo (in the smallest voice you can imagine)
There's a piece missing...
SplinterThank you, honest boys! :]
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My friends!
SplinterMy sons!
TTodd
My BFFs!
FRFoot Recurit
My enemies!
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SplinterEverybody, out!
AAll
WHAT?!
I wanna hang out with Gram-Gram!
[Splinter karate chops their foreheads]
SplinterNO! GRAM-GRAM NEEDS QUIET!! Sorry.
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[With the people finally free, the whole world is at peace]
SplinterMy family, I am proud of each and every one of you. You're no longer children, you're true heroes. It wouldn't surprise me if someday someone made a movie about you.
[The Turtles grin, striking poses. Splinter pops up near the camera and points at Leo]
SplinterOh, and blue, you're the leader now.
Wait, what?
[Raph is shocked because he's been demoted as Mikey screams]
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