Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 36 quotes[The Turtles watch a news report after doing some "good deeds"]
In local news, a team of heartless pranksters dubbed quote-unquote, Mutant Menace, evil winky face, are wrecking havoc across the city. We go live to unpaid E-reporter, Cybersleuth.
A fire rages. A canary flees for its life. A maltese is trapped in concrete. What do these tragedies have in common? The horrible villains called the Mutant Menace!
What?! We called ourselves the Mutant Menace as a joke! That's why we used the "just kidding" quotes, and the "just kidding" winky face!
Raph, you know I love you, but people don't focus on your punctuation when they're stuck in concrete.
There's something familiar about that disguised voice.
No doubt you're wondering who I am. I'm none other than…
["Cybersleuth" removes his mask and hoodie revealing Baxter Stockboy from the previous episode]
Boy genius Baxter Stockboy!
What?!
Baxter Stockboy?
I'm not looking forward to whatever that highly skilled underachiever has in store for us.
Ha! Never fear, New York, I'll expose these monsters for what they are. I've been tracking them from the Stock 'n Shop blimp.
He's tracking us?!
[Mikey and Donnie gaze at it]
Hey, we look like a giant turtle.
Yeah, everybody was saying "Go stealth, go stealth", but look at us. We are all kinds of bad.
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