Ha! You must be this rad to ride that ride.
Well, based on our velocity and entry angle… I concur. We rad!
You guys crushed it. Gimme 5! [All leap out to join her.] Or 3.
Couldn’t have done it without you, April. Our girl with the plan.
LeoAnd keys to the roof.
Let’s go bungee dunk on the hoops at Rucker Park.
Game on! Just one thing first. [tosses 2 warning signs on ground] "Wet floor" and "dry pool". Our work is done here. Donnie, can I hitch a ride?
Really? That'll make us heroes? But it's only paper.
Leo
It's only paper? [laughing] I'm so sorry. Donnie, what did he just say? Did he say it's only paper?
Leo
Did he say it's only paper?
Leo
Okay! That's what they all say. You think the road to hero town is paved with real crime? No! It's paved with the tears of the poor paper man. And who helps that guy? I'll tell you who: We are who.
Leo
[stealthily lands on the floor behind the bad guys with his brothers following suit] Okay, twerp and… [Foot Lieutenant turns around with a small gasp, Foot Brute looking super intimidating just by standing still] …Surprisingly big man. It's 4 against 2, so what say we call it a day, right?
Whoa! They got footprints on their faces!
Uh, are those flames on their heads?
Feels like a real hazard for a paper thief. [smirks]
SMrs. Stockboy
Baxter, are you in here? You were supposed to be home an hour ago! [?] And what happened to the store?!
BSBaxter Stockboy
Oh, no, guys! It's my parents! [He watches April, Mikey and Leo escaped]
Leo
Tell us if you got grounded in your next video, OK? (OK. Bye!)
[off-screen] (Thanks, Leonardo.)
[off-screen] (Well done, thank you.)
BSBaxter Stockboy
But sure to subscribe and donate?
SMrs. Stockboy
Baxter, why does the turkey with selfie stick?!
[off-screen] (Because, Mrs. Stockboy, even though have turkey with selfy stick. Mm. Tasty good.)
[The lair is dark as the Turtles land on the floor. A dark silhouette of Splinter's chair appears behind them]
Leo
Land safely!
Hey! What's Pops's chair doing here?
[Splinter turns on the lamp as the turtles cower and scream]
Where have you been?! I was worried! Didn't I ground you?!
[Leo high-fives him]
Leo
Yeah! And you took away our weapons.
[Raph drops Mikey]
And we've learned a really important lesson on a big secret today, alright? We--
[Just as Raph is about to say something, Splinter cuts him off]
Me first. Being a single parent is… What I wanted to… I… I didn't mean to lose my temper earlier.
[after he and his son escaped the Foot Clan] Thank you, my sons. And I might add…
[He karate chops each of their foreheads]
For not telling me that you knew Draxum.
Leo
Come on! What about all of your secrets?
[Splinter throws one of his shoes at him]
No! I will not ground me for my secrets! But I'll tell you everything. My sons, our destiny begins tomorrow. And we're way behind. Now someone carry me. I can hear my bones rattling.
[The Turtles carry Splinter away]
[On Cybersleuth, three images show the turtles]
?"Cybersleuth"
Birthdays ruined. Parks destroyed. Museums vandalized. Tonight on Cybersleuth, I will reveal the culprits. Beware the Mutant Menace!
[Watching Cybersleuth on his tablet, Mikey looks shocked]
Mutant Menace?! Omigosh! They're talking about us!
Leo
I can't believe we're getting blamed for this! Virtually, everything in there is somebody else's fault! I think.
[The Turtles watch a news report after doing some "good deeds"]
NANews Anchor
In local news, a team of heartless pranksters dubbed quote-unquote, Mutant Menace, evil winky face, are wrecking havoc across the city. We go live to unpaid E-reporter, Cybersleuth.
?"Cybersleuth"
A fire rages. A canary flees for its life. A maltese is trapped in concrete. What do these tragedies have in common? The horrible villains called the Mutant Menace!
What?! We called ourselves the Mutant Menace as a joke! That's why we used the "just kidding" quotes, and the "just kidding" winky face!
Leo
Raph, you know I love you, but people don't focus on your punctuation when they're stuck in concrete.
There's something familiar about that disguised voice.
?"Cybersleuth"
No doubt you're wondering who I am. I'm none other than…
["Cybersleuth" removes his mask and hoodie revealing Baxter Stockboy from the previous episode]
Boy genius Baxter Stockboy!
Leo
I'm not looking forward to whatever that highly skilled underachiever has in store for us.
Ha! Never fear, New York, I'll expose these monsters for what they are. I've been tracking them from the Stock 'n Shop blimp.
[Mikey and Donnie gaze at it]
Hey, we look like a giant turtle.
Yeah, everybody was saying "Go stealth, go stealth", but look at us. We are all kinds of bad.
You, too, can track the Mutant Menace by accessing the Baxter Stockboy Live Stream! Available for a reasonable fee.
[One of the microbots bursts into the Turtle Tank and holograms a video chat to Stockboy]
Mikey, we don't "chello" our enemy.
Oh, mutants! You know doubt have noticed my microbots are in control of your vehicle.
Leo
What's your angle, Stockboy?
[Stockboy appears on each jumbotron in the city]
New York, I'll deliver the Mutant Menace to the steps of City Hall in 5 minutes! Subscribe and donate to my livestream to witness the spectacle. Or see it in person if you dare. Premium tickets are for sale on my website. We accept cash, credit cards--
[Leo bats the bot away]
Leo
What's with this kid? He's gonna expose us all over New York just for money?
We were playing... sportsball. But we couldn't find a ball...
Donnie! GO LONG!! (throws splinters suspicious teapot)
Boyys! What is going on? Have any of you seen my teapot?
Little Leo
Uhh- Yeah dad, Im sorry... ( puts teapot back together quickly on the floor as Splinter looms behind him)
LLLittle Leo (in the smallest voice you can imagine)
There's a piece missing...
Thank you, honest boys! :]
[The lair is engulfed in orange and pink flames! Mikey is thrown back. Leo turns to see Shredder and attacks. He creates a portal but is back where he started. Shredder lands behind Leo and grips the blade in his hand]
Enough of that! No more escape!
[Shredder bends the blade and breaks it, much to Leo's dismay]
Leo
My ōdachi!
Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · 36 quotes
