RTReel-to-Reel
Seer, we have brought the chosen one.
SThe Seer
Ah, yes, Pops. [turns her chair around, facing him] I've been expecting you.
[surprised] You know who I am?
SThe Seer
Of course I do. I know each and every one of you.
SThe Seer
Oh, Muscle Man. Always so brash. You know who else is always so brash?
SThe Seer
Come on, you know.
I don't know what you're talking about, lady.
[stunned and surprised] Whoa, bro.
SThe Seer
That's right. I've been watching you guys since the very beginning. I know everything about you.
SThe Seer
Sure. You all work at the Park, you and Rigby are the slacker duo, Benson's the grouchy manager, Skips is immortal. Funny stuff!
Psht! Anyone could have known that!
SThe Seer
Oh, yeah? [clicks a button on her remote; the show's main opening sound plays and hears Mordecai and Rigby onscreen shouting "OOHHH!"; Clips from all the show's episodes are then seen] You started off really strong. But when Mordecai started dating Margaret, things leveled off a little. I was always more of a CJ fan myself. Every Halloween was a spiking interest, but lately that's been a little weak as well. Rigby going to high school helped! As did Muscle Man getting married. Everybody sure loves weddings. And the whole going to space thing? Whoo! I was not expecting that. I'm curious to see where things go now. But then again - [turns off the screens] Everything must end eventually.
SThe Seer
Your universe, of course! Many universes have come and gone, it's the natural order of things. Yours lasted longer than most, but now the universe, your lives, the Park…everything. It's going to end.
[Everyone gasps in shock at this]
SThe Seer
Ah, but this is what this has all been leading up to, Pops. [presses her remote again, and a silhouetted image of Anti-Pops surrounded by flames is seen] The final battle with your evil twin.
[The episode begins at the cruising Park Dome. We are shown a computer that display the dome heading to Lolliland, Mordecai and Rigby enter the house]
[Pops didn't say anything to Mordecai and Rigby. He begins to cry]
[Pops disappears and reappears outside]
[Pops walks away crying]
[Skips is working on the dome's engine when suddenly a parasite appears out of nowhere, causing Skips to scream]
Gotcha, you stupid parasite! [Pops appears behind Skips, who notices] Hey, Pops. Gotta catch those things before they destroy the ship and kill us all.
[Once again, Pops doesn't respond to Skips and begins to cry. Then, he disappears and while being invisible, he walks away, which you can tell by his footsteps]
[confused] Um.......okay...
[Pops is still walking away crying when Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost drive up to him]
Hey, Pops. Wanna go on a supply run with us?
[excitedly] On the way, we're gonna see how close we can fly to a sun!
[Again, Pops doesn't answer and starts crying and then flies away]
Uh....okay. Your loss, bro!
[to Muscle Man and High Five Ghost] Any last words, Mitch?
You know who else goes very big to show their dominance, but it's actually very small deep down? My... mom.
[Muscle Man and High Five Ghost both high five for the last time as Anti Pops erases them. Everyone gasps. Pops growls angry]
[Pops disappears and reappears with white eyes, white hair and his arms are strong. Anti-Pops stares at Pops]
Give up, Pops. All your friends are going to die, and there's nothing you can do about it.
PPops
We can still resolve this, Brother.
[growls in rage] Stop calling me that!
[He fires his beam on Lolliland, and Pops fires his beam on the planet, then Anti-Pops erases Chance Sureshot, Toothpick Sally, Recap Robot, the Guardians of Eternal Youth, Gary, Death, Carter and Briggs and Party Horse 42699]
PHParty Horse 42699
[as he gets erased] Aah, not cool!
[The baby ducks get erased as well, and Andy and his friends arrive]
AAndy
Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. I just come from this hot party... [he and his friends get erased]
[Skips, Eileen and Benson get erased as Mordecai and Rigby watched their friends and the mech get erased by Anti-Pops]
MRMordecai/Rigby
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[Pops tries to get everyone back with his beam, But he's too weak]
[laughs evilly] This ends now!
[Anti-Pops kicks Pops into a black hole, As Pops getting sucked in, A purple flash lights from his hand]
[Pops got out of the black hole, Anti-Pops roars, Pops is going to do a big fist bump with him]
[Mordecai sees Pops and Anti-Pops' hands are closed, He remembers If Pops and Anti-Pops keeps fighting, They will both do a big fist bump, And then the universe will end]
Oh no, dude, The end is coming! We have to Stop it! Hang on!
[The spaceship flies to Anti-Pops and Pops who are closer to do a big fist bump, Mordecai shoots green lasers at Anti-Pops' hand, but it's not working]
Not yet, we got to fly between them!
[Pops and Anti-Pops are getting closer]
[Rigby presses the "Eject" button, but it won't eject Mordecai and Rigby]
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
[Pops and Anti-Pops suddenly do a big fist bump ending the universe and resetting the time]
[After the main events of Part 2, We see the first scene from the 2010's "The Power"]
Alright, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! [A Beef Burrito doll lies silently on the floor] I'LL KILL YOU!!!
[He pats his elbow and jumps onto a trampoline, body-slamming the doll. He then elbows the doll multiple times, and body slams it once more. He picks up the doll and moves its arm, making it punch himself in the face. Behind him, Mordecai is calling to him]
[Pretending to be weakened, Rigby walks over to Mordecai and high-fives him. As Rigby drinks a soda, Mordecai pulls the Beef Burrito doll away. Rigby slams the soda can onto the ground and lets out a ferocious cry. Mordecai sets the doll up next to a bed before walking away onto the shelves]
What?! [silence] Oh, you want us to put the hurt on you? [Mordecai grabs Rigby] I think he wants me to put the hurt on him!
I think he wants you to put the hurt on him!
You think he wants me to put the hurt on him?!
[Mordecai & Rigby scream. Mordecai throws Rigby down onto the trampoline, launching him into the wall]
[in slow motion voice] Wait a minute, I think we've done this before. [screams as he is still heading towards the wall. The impact leaves a large hole in the wall and Rigby ends up in a trash can] Ugh, ugh... [removes trash can] Yea-!! Hang on dude. This have happened before.
What? What are you talking about? No it hasn't.
Yes it ha-! [gasps as he remembers the scenes from The Power, Hello China, The Dome Experiment, Cool Bro Bots, Space Escape, a scene where he was burying the Blu-ray box set in the ground, and the scenes from A Regular Epic Final Battle Part 2]
Man, are you okay? How hard did you hit your head?
Medium hard, but that's not the point! We've seriously done this before!
I think you remember breaking a hole in the wall. We're gonna get fired for this.
We're not gonna get fired. Not for this, not smashing for Benson's car, or ruining everyone's Thanksgiving dinner! Not even for releasing demon in the park! [laughs] We actually still have our jobs for like six years after this!
You're being insane. Even if you could see into the future, we'd totally get fired for all that stuff.
I'm right, Mordecai. I can prove it.
[angrily] Oooh! This can't work Pops! The minute you let me go, I'm going to BLAST you into nothing!
PPops
I know, so I'm not going to let go.
Wha? [seeing the star, as he and Pops flies towards it] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU'LL KILL US BOTH YOU FOOL!!!
MRMordecai/Rigby
[as Pops as about to sacrifice himself] POPS, DON'T!
PPops
[telepathically, smiles] Don't worry Mordecai and Rigby. I know you're sad, but I promise, this is a happy ending. Take care of each other. Goodbye.
[last words, now feeling remorse] My God, all those one star reviews - I wish I could take it all back.
PPops
[final last words] You can try. You and I together, brother.
[As they embrace each other, both Pops and Anti-Pops die making the star explode]
[tearfully] Guess this is it. If anyone's listening, I wanna come back as a dolphin.
[tearfully] Oh, good one. Me too. No wait, an eagle! No, a pterodactyl with a really big...
[Rigby's words are cut as the explosion turns everything white]
[Flashforwarding to 25 years later, after Mordecai and Rigby quit their jobs at the park]
ARAdult Rigby
[while having the reunion party] Man, I can't believe it has been 25 years.
AMAdult Mordecai
Yeah, I wish Pops could've been here to see this.
ARAdult Rigby
Well, if it wasn't for him, we wouldn't have this.
AMAdult Mordecai
Yeah. Hey, do you think those old video games are still in the shed?
ARAdult Rigby
Yeah, we should check it out for old cart sake.
AMAdult Mordecai and Rigby
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. OOOOHHHHH! [they laugh]
AMAdult Mordecai
I can't believe we used to do that. [he and Rigby walk away]
[ We zoom out into heaven, with Butterfly's, and an old looking TV. The TV then turns off and the video tape that says "Regular Show" ejects]
APAngel Pops
[sighs happily off screen] Jolly good show.
[ The Screen fades to black, ending the episode as well as the series]
