Alright, everyone. I got some bad news. The park is being audited. ( He Points to Pops) Pops tried to pay the park taxes... [gives him a look] ...with lollipops.
[the rest of the workers voice their displeasure]
But I gave them more than enough!
We already went over this, Pops. You pay taxes with money, not lollipops.
[sadly' Oh...
[spits] What's the big deal? It's not like an audit is a bad thing.
It is a bad thing, Rigby! If we don't take care of this, the government takes all our stuff away.
[The park gang starts to panic]
Okay. We only have till 3:00 to stop the audit. Does anyone know someone who can help us? Anybody? Anybody at all?
I know someone who can help...
[angrily] If you say your mom, you're fired!
[long pause] My mom!
GET OUT!
It was worth it! [he and High Five Ghost high-five and walk away]
[thinks] Hmmm... Hmph! Hey! [looks at Rigby] We know someone.
We do? [Mordecai raises his arms. Suddenly, Rigby knows who he's referring to] No! No way!
What? If you know somebody, you've got to tell me.
Rigby has a brother. [Rigby punches him in the butt] And he's an accountant. [Rigby punches him again, rapidly]
SHUT UP!
Dude, what do you have against Don?
[Rigby gets mad, on the verge of crying. A ripple leads us to a flashback of Rigby's sixth birthday party. Pans down from the banner to a young Rigby]
Guys, guys, guys! [zooms out to reveal four bored children, one of them a young Mordecai] Watch me blow out the candle, guys!
[A door opens. Rigby's younger brother, Don, stands in the doorway. Somehow, he is taller than Rigby]
Hey, Rigby. Happy birthday, bro.
Wha- wha - ? I told you to stay in the basement.
Oh. Sorry, Rigby. I just wanted to give you some birthday sugar.
I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKING SUGAR!
I'll give you some sugar, Don.
Yeah, me too! [giggles]
[everyone but Mordecai gets up out of their seats to hug Don. Then, Mordecai follows, but Rigby tries to stop him by grabbing his arm]
DON'T YOU DARE!
I'm just getting some sugar, dude. [Rigby lets go of him] Besides, Don is cool.
[Mordecai goes to Don to give him sugar as everyone else laughs]
You're the best, Don!
[Young Rigby growls as ripple back to the present]
Yeah. Don really made that party.
Call your brother.
No!
CALL YOUR BROTHER!
NO! I HATE HIM!!!
Fine! Mordecai, you call him.
YOU BETTER NOT!
Dude, he could save the park.
Dude, he could ruin my life! If he comes, I'm gonna tell him to leave.
No, you won't, YOU BE NICE TO YOUR BROTHER OR YOUR FIRED!! [to Mordecai] Call him.
[to Rigby] Dude, just be cool until he stops the audit.
[Rigby growls, on the verge of tears.]
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