Welcome to the Brain Max system. Instructions: Take one tablespoon a day. Do not take it pregnant or one hour after heavy thinking. Will see results in thirty to forty days? What?! I'll just drink a month's worth of doses, I mean it doesn't say not to. [drinks the Brain Max. The bottle says "Use Only As Directed]
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Mordecai, Rigby, get downstairs right now and clean up the mess you made, or I'm gonna fire....
[into the smarter world]
Dude, what is he saying?
[Benson, Pops and Skips are now ape-like neanderthals speaking nonsensical gibberish]
Oh no! We've become so smart they're stupid to us!
[in the real world]
Quarum hie vitio morianis!
MORIANIS!!? Morianis vestris incipi(v)it rem TOTAM!!
Et harum facere dabere ire stultum!
If you haven't made fun of me so much, none of this would've happened.
Whatever. You can't even get your diploma, because we're so smart. So, what's the point?
You're right. There is no point.
Huh?
What's the point of being so smart, if you can't even under- (off-screen) -stand anyone? (on-screen) We have to get stupid again.
How?
...RigJuice.
The fridge! (Mordecai and Rigby float to the fridge.)
(Scene then shows Muscle Man and High-Fives in a different way too while Muscle Man is eating.) (Rigby opened the fridge.)
Ah ha! The RigJuice!
Pour me some.
Whoa... It looks... different now.
Ready?
Wait. If I drink this, I'll never get my diploma.
Dude, it's just a piece of paper.
I know that, but you'll never stop making fun of me for it.
I don't care. I won't make fun of you anymore. I promise. To being stupid?
To being stupid. Bottoms up.
WNWedgie Ninja
Help me.
What?
WIWarden of the Internet
What's your name?
Pops.
It's Pops!
WIWarden of the Internet
Step over to your right, Pops.
Is this my passport photo for the interwebs?
WIWarden of the Internet
Sort of.
Ooh, I love photos. I am ready, madame.
WIWarden of the Internet
Say 'doomed for eternity.'
Doomed for eternity! Oh!
No!
What!? AHHH! What am I gonna do now!?
I dunno dude, but we gotta get that smell off you. It reeks.
[Rigby angrily ticks off; his pupils dilated, his body has grown larger and violently throttles Mordecai]
DON'T TELL ME ABOUT HOW I SMELL! I KNOW IT REEKS! YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW IT REEKS!?
Dude, Bingo!
Bingo?
Bingo, bingo!
Bingo!
Ohhhhh!
Woahhhhh!
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART DON'T YOU!? "OH LOOK AT ME, I'M SKIPS, I KNOW EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M SO OLD!" LET ME TELL YA HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS IN A REALLY LAME WAY! WELL YA KNOW WHAT I THINK!? [angrily grabs Skips] YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'! YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN! [drops him]
TTeenager
[coughs twice] Thank...You. [passes out, unconscious]
He still counts as a skunk, right?
Totally counts as a skunk.
COCarrey O'Key
I SAID NO! I can play that tape whenever I feel like it, and there's not a darn thing you can do about it. I don't want to see you punks back here again. You're BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, guys.
Yeah, sorry.
We didn't mean to ruin your good time.
No, no! I don't wanna hear it. Hey, I don't know what was on that tape or why those guys were after it, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this. (Turns red) YOU'VE RUINED KARAOKE NIGHT!!!!!!
(Benson and the gang donut-straight outta here, leaving them both Mordecai and Rigby behind)
Yeah, uh– I know, that's why we tried to... apologize... to you. Man, karaoke sucks.
It seems the honorable thing to do is apologize. Oh look! [holds up a joker card with Benson on it] This one is you! [giggles]
[sighs] Alright.
Hmph. [tosses a walkie talkie to Benson]
Mordecai, Rigby, are you there? Pick up!
[reaches for walkie talkie] Let me try. Mordecai, Rigby. Are you there?
(over walkie talkie) Hey Skips.
Tell them I want to talk to them! Tell them!
Where are you? [skips away] Where are you guys?
This wouldn't have happened if you guys had done your job!
No, no, no! You can't get mad this time! You messed up, not us!
Argh! Just LISTEN to me!
You know what, Benson? Forget it. [shoves Benson out of the cart and takes the wheel] Thanks for all your help, but we can get the stick hockey table without you. [he and Rigby drive off]
What the heck?! How am I supposed to get back to the park?!
BBlonde
[laughs] I'm just yanking your chain, man. It's cool.
Huh?
[laughs] OOOOOOOOHHHHH!
BBBlack Blonde
[puts hand on Mordecai's shoulder] Uh, he's had enough.
Hm.
Man, Skips is on fire tonight! Another perfect game!
We're going to the championship, baby!
MMan
You guys wouldn't be so great if it wasn't for Skips.
Well, we can't help that he's just plain awesome, right, Skips?
Hey, that's just how I roll.
MRMordecai, Rigby and Benson
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!
There she is, guys. Isn't she a beaut?
I want that beaut.
So who are we up against?
Some team called the Magical Elements.
The Magical Elements. Hm, hm, more like the Magical Loserments.
What did you say about us?
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