[The Blues are talking about finding a translator]:
Ooo-kay. Church... is trying to get a TRANSLATOR. So that WE can TALK to EACH OTHER.
: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.
What? I'm talking to Caboose.
Oh.
[camera pans to reveal Caboose] I don't understand. Are-are-are you hungry? Tucker, are you hungry? Are you cold?
What? No.
Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hot dogs in a blanket?
Damn it, no, Caboose! I'm NOT cold, I don't want a hot dog, and if you put mustard in my fucking sheets again, I'm gonna kill you!
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