“Me, myself and you (Episode 32)” quotes from Red vs Blue

I see. So you're from the outside. That's where the other is from as well.

The other? Wait, you mean O'Malley? Have you seen him?

Of course he's seen him, you idiot! You think Mr. Caboose would miss something like that, you sleazy douchebag fuck?!

Hold on a second. Who the hell are you?

My name is Church, butt-wiping ass-munch!

[To Tex] This guy's kind of an asshole.

Yeah, we've met.

And I'm Caboose's best friend, so don't get any ideas about kissing up, you lip-lipping fuck-suck!

Okay, there's a lot of stuff in that sentence I didn't like.

Just play along, Church. We're gonna need this guys if we're gonna find O'Malley.

I'm gonna go look for girls.

Right. I know it was Tuesday, because that's the day I washed my underwear. And since I don't like to let my armor touch my bare skin, on the account of I chafe really easily, I remember thinkin', [turns towards the Warthog] "Where can I hang out with no pants on?"

[horrified] Oh God.

I can not take any more of this.

So after I clipped my toenails, I was gonna apply the ointment as recommended, but I don't know. It just smelled really funny. So, I decided to taste it, just to make sure it was safe.

That's it. I'm committing suicide. [Walks away]

Hey! I didn't finish retracing my steps yet. You don't even know what I did about the boil on my thigh.

Oh my God. I can't believe Caboose is smart enough to drive this thing and I'm not. Sheila, how the fuck do I slow you down?

Retard, the throttle.

What throttle? This throttle?

Retard, the controller.

You mean this thing? What are you talking about? I'm so confused.

The controller, retard.

Hey, that's kind of insulting.

Retard. Retard. Retard.

Oh, come on, now you're just being mean.

Retard. Retard. Retard. Retard. [short pause]Retard.