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Tucker and Sheila in “Me, myself and you (Episode 32)”

[Tucker is riding in Sheila, trying to get her to stop]

TTucker

Oh my God. I can't believe Caboose is smart enough to drive this thing and I'm not. Sheila, how the fuck do I slow you down?

SSheila

Retard, the throttle.

TTucker

What throttle? This throttle?

SSheila

Retard, the controller.

TTucker

You mean this thing? What are you talking about? I'm so confused.

SSheila

The controller, retard.

TTucker

Hey, that's kind of insulting.

SSheila

Retard. Retard. Retard.

TTucker

Oh, come on, now you're just being mean.

SSheila

Retard. Retard. Retard. Retard. [short pause]Retard.

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