“Hey, bud! It's me! How you doing with...” – Cat, Red Dwarf ... TV Quotes Database

[On television monitor] Hey, bud! It's me! How you doing with that shirt?

Coming right up, sir.

[On television monitor] My ass is freezing here! I got six nipples you can hang mugs on!

I'm seconds away, sir.

The television monitor turns off and quickly back on showing Rimmer in a corridor.

[On television monitor] Kryten, I'm on B-deck, and it doesn't appear to have been mopped in at least two days. I can hardly see my face in it!

[Whispering to himself] A blessing, some would say. [Now speaking directly] I'm on it right now, sir.

The television monitor turns off and quickly back on showing Lister lying on a couch.

[On television monitor] Kryten, when you get a chance, could you grab us a beer?

Camera reveals Kryten and Lister in the same room.

Sir, I'm rather busy right now! Could you possibly get it yourself?

Fine.

Lister leans over and takes out a beer from the mini-fridge right next to him.

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