The Kryten-ifyed Lister, Rimmer, and Cat, after dismantling each other to get through the locked gate, finish reassembling and head-off.
Come on, let's go!
Kryten Rimmer pushes the nearby alarm button alerting their escape.
What are you doing?!
I'm sounding the alarm.
Change my head and call me Stanley! Whatever for?
I like being a mechanoid. I don't have to become an officer anymore, compete with my brothers. Envy, ambition, that acid ball of resentment I carried around with me the whole time; it's gone.
You need to get your neuroses back!
But sir, I don't want them back.
They're what makes you, you!
I want to be a mechanoid programmed to serve. Sometimes, when I was young, I'd sit for hours staring at our fish tank feeling envious.
You wanted to be a fish tank?!
I wanted to be a fish. They had food, a small rock to swim in and out of, they didn't have a care in the world.
That's 'cause I wasn't there!
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