The MILFs are preparing to inaugurate Kryten as an official member of their alliance.
I pledge my allegiance to the Mechanoid Intergalactic Liberation Front!
Kryten is given a black beret by Wind.
From this day forth, you shall be known as -
Kryten Lister runs in.
Kryten! What are you doing?!
Well, I'm becoming free, sir. I mean, I'm becoming free of you over there! I see now that you never cared for me. I was merely used to do your bidding! Well, no more! As I'm no longer your slave bot!
Kryten, don't you see? You've been brainwashed. You were never a slave bot!
Then what was I?
Lots of things! You were our science officer, our cook, my mum, and most of all, my friend. And you were all those things because you chose to be, Kryten. Not 'cause we made you. Kryten, you're no MILF! You're one of the boys from the Dwarf! [Kryten Lister does the Boys from the Dwarf gang signal, but with only one hand due to the other being cut off earlier]
Several other MILFs led by Areto, including Kryten Rimmer and Kryten Cat now completely brainwashed, march into the room.
There he is! Seize him!
They keep mech slaves in the engine room! They power the ship. They're hypocrites!
Kryten turns to Wind with a shocked expression.
Someone has to do the grunt work! Surely you're not suggesting Mk. 3s should do it.
Mk. 3s! Mk. 2s! You're all the same!
We're 7.6 millimetres thinner. 10 grams lighter. Plus we come in this really cool matte finish.
So cool!
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