Okay, okay, we got pictures coming through.
The display turns on, revealing the bio-printed Captain Edwin Herring, who unfortunately has his face on-top of his head following a printer jam.
HCaptain Herring
This is Captain Edwin Herring of the S.S. Nautilus, can you read me? Over.
Copy, Nautilus! But there's something wrong with our video feed. From our end you look like a hideous 19th century circus freak.
Bud! You look like you're wearing a toupée made of face!
Yeah, one look at you and even the Elephant Man would wanna jump in his mum and dad's bed!
HCaptain Herring
The bio-printer jammed, it's faulty. My face has been printed on the top of my head. Any advice?
HCaptain Herring
What's my position? Obviously, it's difficult to see.
What about your escape pods? Maybe use one of those!
HCaptain Herring
Too late, they've escaped. That's what happens when we put machines on artificial intelligence - they just look after number one.
Perhaps you should print some more of your crew, sir! Get assistance!
HCaptain Herring
I've just told you my bio-printer's faulty you cretin. My visuals are down... what's your name crewman?
HCaptain Herring
Don't speak again Lister, understand?
Hey, what the hell is this?
CRClone Rimmer in a barbershop quartet
We're the barbershop quartet!
The barbershop quartet of cloned Rimmers gather in a horizontal line and begin to sing.
Rim, Rim, Rimmerdy, Rim, Rim,
Rim, Rim, Rimmerdy, Rim
Mr. Rimmer! We are what we seem! (Rim, Rim, Rim, Rim)
The cutest quartet, that you've ever seen! (Rim, Rim, Rim, Rim)
We got four mouths! A duet times two! (Rim, Rimmerdy, Rim)
This barbershop quartet is singing for you!
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