Okay, okay, we got pictures coming through.
The display turns on, revealing the bio-printed Captain Edwin Herring, who unfortunately has his face on-top of his head following a printer jam.
This is Captain Edwin Herring of the S.S. Nautilus, can you read me? Over.
Copy, Nautilus! But there's something wrong with our video feed. From our end you look like a hideous 19th century circus freak.
Bud! You look like you're wearing a toupée made of face!
Yeah, one look at you and even the Elephant Man would wanna jump in his mum and dad's bed!
The bio-printer jammed, it's faulty. My face has been printed on the top of my head. Any advice?
Yeah, don't wear a hat!
What's my position? Obviously, it's difficult to see.
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