Cat, Captain Herring and others in “Officer Rimmer”

Cat

What about your escape pods? Maybe use one of those!

Too late, they've escaped. That's what happens when we put machines on artificial intelligence - they just look after number one.

Rimmer

Perhaps you should print some more of your crew, sir! Get assistance!

I've just told you my bio-printer's faulty you cretin. My visuals are down... what's your name crewman?

Rimmer

Dave Lister, sir!

Don't speak again Lister, understand?

Rimmer

Yes, sir!