Mmm (enjoys an ice cream cone in the top bunk as Rimmer lies in the lower bunk).
Who eats ice cream in bed?
Ah ah ah (ice cream plops on the floor) No complainin'. And no complainin' about not being able to complain about not complainin'.
“Samsara”
In this episode: Dave Lister (4), Arnold Rimmer (3), The Cat (1)
You know what the difference is between you and me?
I can't store hand luggage up me nostrils.
Smeg happens Rimmer, you just have to roll with it.
I've been rolling in smeg my whole damn life Lister. You don't need to lecture me about smeg rolling!
I got it! I got it! The inventor guy I'm like, begins with R!
Who?
Archimedes!
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