Ooh, I'm quivering in my high-tops!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
CChucko
Stay out of this, geekoid, or you're next!
I think what Miss Finster's trying to say is, every year we give the fourth graders this little standardized test. You get a whole 45 minutes. It's not for a grade, so there's nothing to be afraid of.
You're a wimp, you know that, Grotke?
KBKing Bob
Digging a hole in sixth-grade territory? How dare you! Take them to the dodgeball wall!
[watching an old video of himself] Man, did you see that kick? That was in my prime!
Vince, that was 2 weeks ago.
[Peanut Butter Kid leaves them with his sandwich]
This is all we have to remember him by.
[as Jeffery pokes her in the back with a pencil; annoyed] Quit it, Jeffery!
JJefferey
[innocently] Quit what?
You know, just quit it!
Oh, it was just a dream. That's it. Tomorrow morning, I'm putting an end to this once and for all.
KBKing Bob
[to Randall] You threw a dirt clod during a time out? She was right, you are a worm.
No, no, wait. I say we give her a swirlie. [Spinelli's eyes flush]
[telling a joke] So then I say to the superintendent, "That's no kindergartener, that's my wife!"
TJT.J.
[reading] I did it. Signed, T.J.?
AHA, a confession!
The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.
TJT.J.
But Miss Finster, you dragged me here!
Recess has been cancelled.
Cancelled? But why?
[opens the door] Rain.
[Outside shows rain pouring down from the dark clouds and thunder and lightning strikes]
The horror! The horror!
[Ms. Grotke's and Ms. Furley's classes are tug-of-warring over the last can either class needs to win the can drive, which Ms. Eudora Finkelstein is holding very tightly, while Mikey's whistle gets everyone's attention]
Don't you see what's happening? You're all acting like animals. Can drives aren't about winning or losing; they're about helping people and being generous and sharing our bounty. Who wins and who loses matters not. So let's just put all the cans together and forget about that dumb turkey dinner. What do you say?
TJT.J.
There's only one thing to say. Give me that can!
[The tug of war resumes. This time, Ms. Finkelstein breathes heavily, refusing to handle the can any longer. The can slips away from both sides' grasps and rolls all the way to the can pyramid]
PMr. Prickly
The pyramid! NOOOOOOOOO!
[The can touches the bottom of the pyramid, which begins to topple over]
FMs. Finkelstein
Look out, she's gonna blow!
[Everyone flees away from the stage to avoid getting splattered by the falling cans of the pyramid, but they get splattered anyway. A broken can of peas rolls to Mikey's feet and Mikey picks it up before telling both classes off]
Look what you've all done! Now nobody's gonna have a good Thanksgiving!
[The rest of the main six and the Ashleys look at each other sadly while Mikey walks off, and hang their heads in shame over what they did]
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