Dot quotes from ReBoot

[From behind tree] Look, they're talking.

Friendly even.

Finally, thank you, Phong.

Dot

Uh, oh, a game. But I'm not worried Bob. I'm with you and you're the best.

Hey, you're no hack yourself, Dot. No game could stop a team like us.

Dot

Yeah, it's like you said in your card. There's nothing we can't do together.

My card?

Uh-oh.

[In game] My card?

Dot

Well, you know, the sweet holomark you sent to apologize for being such a creep.

Me?! Apologize to you?! Why in the motherboard would I do something like that?! [Presses shirt button] Reboot! [Changes into costume]

Dot

Possibly because you were acting like such a dip switch! [Presses shirt button] Reboot! [Changes into costume]

You were the one who said you were sorry!

Betcha can't guess where I just came from!

Ah, Monsieur Bob, pas le mondre idée. But you do have a distinctive aroma. How does one put it delicately...? You STINK!

Dot

Ugh, well, that explains the rumour that you turned Hack and Slash into scrap over at the dump.

Yeah, just givin' Megabyte's goons a little incentive to leave Old Man Pearson alone.

[Frisket bursts into diner] Getting sick for one? Hmm. I'm sorry, but you have no reservation. Go on, shoo! Dépêchez vous!

Dot

Cecil, there's something wrong with him! He NEVER comes inside! Go ahead, he won't bite.

Yeah, right...

Dot

What's wrong with him?

I don't know... What's the problem, boy?

Dot

Maybe it's something he ate.

Really? What was your first clue, doctor? Glitch, viewer scope. He swallowed an old sector blanking command. It's trying to unformat his stomach. Glitch, med-gun. A little puppy peptic, That's the best I can do. We'll just have to hope he can, uh... stomach that thing.

Monsieur! This is a fine dining establishment, not a veterinary hospital!

Yeah, c'mon boy, let's go outside.

Dot

What do you mean, they're offline?!

[Via Vid Window] All of them, the com-net, the vid-net, the ethernet, they're all down, already 12 blocks! I was talking to another precinct chief on level two, and she just-- [loses contact]

Dot

Chief?! Come in! Chief! Phong, something's wrong! The whole Kits Sector is going offline, one block at a time!

Yes, child, I know, my links have blacked out as well! It started at the docks!

Dot

I'm there!

Hey, wait up!

I will do what I can from here! Please, be most careful!

Would everybody just chill? Remember? Bob's apartment is in Kits! Whatever's happening there, I'm sure he's on top of it!

Multitasking ze large parties... ZIZ is what I hate!

Bob, tell us again how you beat the User!

Yeah! Download us, Bob!

Well, I just spotted his weak sector, calculated the angle, and fired!

And POW! Blasted to bytes!

Yeah! Offlined! Deleted!

Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

What's with Enzo? Is he fully functional?

Dot

He's been like that since the Game ended.

Why so glum, Enzo?

I couldn't figure out how to beat that User... I must be Basic.

Basic?! Whoa, Don't be so rough on yourself!

Dot

Aw, you're just a little kid, Enzo. You'll get better as you develop.

Yeah, don't worry about it. It'll all come in time.

Time! Hah! Little kid?! Hmph! I don't wanna be smart later, I wanna be smart NOW!

In the first series of events, The athletes will rack up as many points as they can! The more, the better! But wait, there's more! These scores determine the starting positions in the winner-take-all final event, THE ELIMINATOR! Whoever wins the Eliminator, wins the Game! But now, another word from our sponsor...!

Did you hear that?! We've gotta score as many points as possible! Or we're all... [gulp] wiped out!

Don't worry, coach! I will help you win!

Dot

WE will help you win!

Yup! You got it, Enzo!

Dot

Winning is our format!

Consider it inputted!

Dot

No problem!

Ahem... Uh, there's just one thing...

Yes?

What are "points"?

AAAAAAGH! We're all gonna be nullified!

IT SLICES! DICES! Cuts! Copies! Pastes! And even formats julienne fries! But wait there's more: act now and we'll port you the handy log-o-matic absolutely free for only 99.99.99!

Ahhh! Mike! For the 128 time, stop!

Can't we just turn him off?

I can't. His remote control ran away.

Dot

Can you blame it?

It's Bucket-o-nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers! Free for only $99.99.99!

That's it! You're getting dismantled! Glitch, screwdriver. [Mike screams away]

Dot

Are you alright?

What happened?

I don't it's like I lost total control of my body! It was kind of cool!

Dot

I don't like this at all.

Me either, come on, let's take him to see Phong.

A most intriguing tale. Dancing on Al's counter you say? It reminds me of an old fie my parents used to tell me. It concerned a sprite who went a little random one upgrade. He had this very long beard.

Uh, Phong, maybe you could perform some tests, to figure out what's wrong?

Ah, yes. A wise idea my son. Hmm. [Grabs Enzo's head and rams an otoscope into Enzo's ear and peers in]

Dot

Well?

What is it?

Hack and Slash are inside of Enzo's head!

Hack and Slash?

Dot

In Enzo's head?

Are you sure?

Oh, yes. And it seems they are in the process of taking over Enzo's brain! Although for what purpose, I cannot be sure.

Dot

Well, we have to get them out! We have to do something.

Do you have a data compression command?

I've got an old BPeg.

Right, I'm going in.

I’m sorry, Mrs. Dithers. My dog ate my homework. Slingshot? What slingshot?

Dot

Enzo, what’s happening?

I don’t know, my life is reminding before my eyes. [Has another spasm] BASIC?! I know you are, but what am I?

Megabyte

I've always wanted to do that... Haha...

Dot

Hahaha... Happy Birthday, Enzo!

Ladies and gentlemen, Megabyte has left the building! [Elvis Binome hops on]

Megabyte

Attention, inhabitants of sector 1-0-0-0: Your struggle for independence is over. I'd like to take this opportunity to personally thank my friend, Dot Matrix, for delivering this sectors PID's to me with such a cunning and insightful plan. You will be rewarded handsomely for your efforts.

In your dreams, Megadump! I think Megabyte's popped a motherboard, what's he talking about anyway?

Dot

Oh no... Oh no!

What is it? What's wrong? [Sees flashing folder on Dot's organizer] File removed?! That's impossible!

Dot

No... It's gone! Everything.... The PIDS, their lives, their dreams... All gone...

Oh boy... Phong, the PID file has been removed somehow!

....Did you say removed, as in not erased?

Dot

That's right, Phong. Removed. Their lives are ruined and it's all my fault! It's all my fault... If only I knew what went wrong.

Megabyte

As for the rest of you, prepare yourselves for a...career change. [Chuckles] You're all mine now...

Dot

It's all up to me... Just like it was before and I blew it. I ruined it for everybody. [Phong startles her while he enters the game] Phong? What are you doing here?

I want to show you something. ['Earplugs Dot with a flashing device]

Dot

Phong? Phong? [Low pitching her voice] Phong? Phoooong...?

Game over, the user wins. Game over... [Low pitching its voice] User wins. Game over. [Low pitching into slow speed] Game over. (3x)

Dot

Cecil!

Logic error. My name is Service Entry Unit 2-6. Enter requested diner function.

Dot

What going on? Where's Cecil?

She ran. Enter requested diner function... or I will alert security.

Dot

Don't boss me around, you! This is my diner! The best in all of Mainframe! (stares at the viral nullifed Binomes laughing at her angrily)

Logic error. Logic error! This is not Mainframe, this is Megaframe.

Dot

Megaframe? [Teenage Enzo comes into the diner Enzo?

You! Give me those chips! [Grabs a bowls of chips from the defenseless binome when twisting around and fall off the counter and dumps onto the floor]

Dot

Enzo?

Who wants to know...?

Dot

It's your sister, Dot.

Huh! Listen, baby, I don't know you're trying to pull. But my sister's gone, blew it in a Gamecube got everybody nullified.

Dot

But, wait! It is me, Enzo! You've gotta believe me!

Buzz off, Dame, I can tell you, you're nothing but trouble.

Dot

What do you mean?

For starters, where's your barcode? What are ya? A convict? A drone?

Dot

No. No!

Dot

Phong, is that you?

Eh? Who's that?

Dot

It's me, Phong. It's Dot.

....Ohhh yes! Welcome, welcome! Tell me, how is your president? I have a present for her! I know it's here somewhere...

Dot

Look, Phong, do you know where Bob is?

......Bob? Oh... Oh yes, yes, yes, he is here too! [Dives into his box and starts flinging junk out] Bob, where are you my little friend? Oh, here he is! You were hiding, weren't you? Bad Bob, bad Bob! [Emerges with a blue Null in a cage] No one believes me, but truly, Bob here used to be a great Guardian! Ah, he was something back then... Ehh, but those times are gone. Cute little fellow, no?

Dot

No! No, that's not Bob! It can't be! Oh, what have I done? I lost the game and I destroyed Mainframe! I didn't even try. If only I could have another chance...

Chance has nothing to do with it, child. The future is not determined by a throw of the dice. It is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me.

Dot

What? What did you say?

Oh, would you like to see my windshield collection? I have many kinds!

You look perplexed.

Dot

What did you do to me? Was that a dream?

It was, shall we say, a reflection of yourself. What did you see?

Dot

I saw someone who let everybody down because she gave up. She didn't even try. Only it was me.

You learn well, my child.

Nice going, Dot! You beat the Fun House! I knew you wouldn't let me down! Phong, what are you doing here?

Dot

It's a long story.

I'm not getting a response! Wait! Something is happening!

Megabyte

"Turn... around"? [A vidwindow pops up behind him]

Dot

Attention, inhabitants of Silicon Tor: Your struggle for dominance is now over. I would like to take this opportunity to personally thank my dear friend Cyrus for helping me out with such a cunning and insightful plan. And as for the rest of you, hah! Who cares? [Blows a kiss before closing window]

[Gulp]

Megabyte

Hack, Slash, take him to the PID extraction chamber. I need a new shoeshine droid...