Megabyte quotes from ReBoot

Megabyte

Gentlemen, meet the Medusa.

Megabyte

An extraordinary performance, gentlemen... not only did you let Bob make fools of us all, but do I understand correctly, That you let a DOG EAT MY UNFORMAT COMMAND?!

Megabyte

Hack, Slash, status report...

Megabyte

Ah, excellent.

Megabyte

I come from the Net. Infecting systems, people, and cities, to this place—Megaframe, my domain. My format: Virus. To corrupt and conquer!

Megabyte

[About to fight Matrix] Still the pretender, aren't you, boy? Where's your sister to protect you now? Better yet, where's your firewall? I shall enjoy this...

Megabyte

I won't you...

Megabyte

Attention. As you are no doubt aware, the Principal Office is now under my complete control. You're probably looking forward to one of my erudite speeches about me, Megaframe, the new viral dawn, et cetera et cetera. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. There is no grand scheme here. This is about revenge. Viruses are predatory by design, and it is time for me to follow my function. Prepare yourselves... for the hunt!

Megabyte

You had your chance to join me Bob, [Camera pans behind Megabyte] but now, I'm going to infect the supercomputer [camera view reveals Megabyte standing before a bubble displaying the Mainframe structures with his arms raised] and return to crash mainframe. [Dot drops into his arms]

Dot

Whoa! Just thought I'd drop in. [Chuckles]

All right, I give up. How did you get back to normal?

Dot

I was trying to tell you before. Al and I are partners in his business. I just VidWindowed for a delivery.

You and Al? Huh, so much for me being Mr. Save-The-Day. Care for some, uh, slightly used food?

Dot

No, but thanks for the thought.

Bob!

Megabyte

It was quite difficult and time-consuming to process that magnet, Bob. I think I'd like it returned. And the sooner, the better.

Hey, no need to be so dramatic, *MB*. Glitch, tongs. I was just gonna toss it anyway. Here, catch!

Megabyte

AGH! HACK, SLASH! [He falls off the ledge]

Coming...

Slash

...boss!

They're not even close to Al's.

Dot

Nope.

Not even.

Megabyte

Yes, whatever... the log... an old unformat command... Really, Mr. Pearson, do you always lie to me...?

Eh, eh, must've slipped my memory! Uh, "sir."

Megabyte

Go out into the dump and retrieve that command. As for our host, Why don't you show Mr. Pearson, how I feel about his general... dishonesty?

Ach! Go ahead, do your worst! It'll take more than that to break me, ya ruddy big viral git!

Do hurry. We have to get that command out of him before it deteriorates any further

Hey! Let him go! I'll erase every last one of you if you hurt him!

Megabyte

Ha ha... "hurt..." is not the word, child... take him... to the tank.

Megabyte

Where is she? She'll jeopardize the whole mission! With her reputation, with her sense of humor, I should never have paid in advance.

Mouse

[Approaches] Oh, don't be so hard on yourself sweetie. I'm here now.

Megabyte

Mouse. What are you doing here and how did you get in here?

Mouse

That's what you hired me for, isn't it?

Megabyte

True, but you're late.

Mouse

Yeah, well get over it. We've got a mission to start, okay sugar? And move it, my meter's running.

Megabyte

Indeed.

Mouse

Megabyte, honey, Rule No. 1, don't ever try to double cross the Mouse!

Megabyte

Rule number two, I double cross whomever I please.

Megabyte

I've always wanted to do that... Haha...

Dot

Hahaha... Happy Birthday, Enzo!

Ladies and gentlemen, Megabyte has left the building! [Elvis Binome hops on]