Mike the TV, Enzo and others in “Unfinished Business”

In the first series of events, The athletes will rack up as many points as they can! The more, the better! But wait, there's more! These scores determine the starting positions in the winner-take-all final event, THE ELIMINATOR! Whoever wins the Eliminator, wins the Game! But now, another word from our sponsor...!

Did you hear that?! We've gotta score as many points as possible! Or we're all... [gulp] wiped out!

Don't worry, coach! I will help you win!

Dot

WE will help you win!

Yup! You got it, Enzo!

Dot

Winning is our format!

Consider it inputted!

Dot

No problem!

Ahem... Uh, there's just one thing...

Yes?

What are "points"?

AAAAAAGH! We're all gonna be nullified!