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MMike

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BBob

Ahhh! Mike! For the 128 time, stop!

EEnzo

Can't we just turn him off?

BBob

I can't. His remote control ran away.

Dot

Can you blame it?

MMike

It's Bucket-o-nothing! Surprise your friends, amaze your family, annoy perfect strangers! Free for only $99.99.99!

BBob

That's it! You're getting dismantled! Glitch, screwdriver. [Mike screams away]

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