[Dot is already back to normal and they have just finished a Game]
All right, I give up. How did you get back to normal?
I was trying to tell you before. Al and I are partners in his business. I just VidWindowed for a delivery.
You and Al? Huh, so much for me being Mr. Save-The-Day. Care for some, uh, slightly used food?
No, but thanks for the thought.
[Megabyte has Enzo hostage]
[Dot gasps in horror]
It was quite difficult and time-consuming to process that magnet, Bob. I think I'd like it returned. And the sooner, the better.
Hey, no need to be so dramatic, *MB*. Glitch, tongs. I was just gonna toss it anyway. Here, catch!
[Glitch throws the magnet, and it lands on Megabyte's head]
AGH! HACK, SLASH! [He falls off the ledge]
[They dive down after Megabyte. Hack tries to tell Slash something, but they end up hitting the ground below]
They're not even close to Al's.
[Hack & Slash arguing over each other at the controls of the Leech Command]
How do we turn this thing on?
HHack
What are you asking me for?
HHack
I thought- I don't remember. I- I used to know.
HHack
You made me forget!
HHack
Push the butt- D'oh, push the button!
Every time I push it, something bad happens!
HHack
It doesn't matter who pushes it!
HHack
Alright, I'll push it.
[Bellowing] HEXADECIMAALLLLLL...!
HSHack, Slash
Oh...ah...uh, boss...
You destroyed my Tor! I will get you for this!
[Wears teary face] Oh, but your sector was looking sooooo dreary, [Wears open mouth smiley face] so I simply cheered it up a little bit. [Wears angry face] There's no need to make such a long face about it! [Stretches Megabyte's face]
Hexade-- [Gets a smile painted on his face with muffled scream]
HHack
What a good boy. Look, now he's going for a walk.
Uh, what phase number is walking Nibbles?
HHack
Uhhh.... There is no number for walking Nibbles.
Well, that means he just ran away.
HHack
Yup, that is right. He ran away, alright.
HHack
He is. Look at him go.
[Pause]
[After the nulls all cover Hexadecimal]
It's coming! It's coming I tell ya! Backspace for your lives. Run, run, RUN! And when you're finished, run some more!
HHack
[Searching for Megabyte's pet null Nibbles] Ahem. We're looking for a null.
That's right, uh, have you seen one?
Have I seen one? HAVE I SEEN ONE?! ...that's a joke, right?
HHack
Hey, whaddaya mean "joke"?
Joke. Noun. Something said or done to cause laughter, something not in earnest, or ridiculous.
HMHack and Mike
[Look at him with surprise]
Hack, Slash, it's your lucky day. You were looking for a single null. Well, what about two million? It's Nullzilla!
It's working, Phong. In a few more nanos, he'll be too far from the city to get back, and there's nowhere left for him to get energy from-
HHack
[Screams and gibbers as Gigabyte bleeds him dry]
Hack! Oh, Hack, speak to me! Wake up!...Drain my friend of energy?! I DON'T THINK SO! [Uppercuts Gigabyte, knocking him back to Mainframe]
You IDIOT! Look what you've done!
What? He hurt my friend...
Phong? ...Cancel everything I just said. Gigabyte's back in town. I'm on my way. Slash! C'mere!
I cannot do this. It is bad!
HHack
What do you think you're doing?
I am saving the little fellow from what, to me, looks like certain death.
HHack
Yeah, that's right! And we're supposed to BE that certain death!
[Encouragingly] Go, little fellow. Run! Be free!
[Cyrus runs for it]
HHack
Now you've done it. Megabyte's gonna be mad!
Oh, what's new?! I miss Bob!
HHack
WHAT?! [Makes frantic shushing noises] You crazy?!
Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad. [Sniffs] Now nobody does...
HHack
Hey! I never thought of it like that before...
Let's get back to the Tor. I do not like it down here...
Are you gonna tell Megabyte what I did?
[Draws gun at Hack and Slash] Easy Matrix, they we never THAT bad.
HHack
Um, Slash, does that not look a little bit like Bob?
"Like Bob"? Why, yes, it does!
BBoth
Bob! [Rushes to Bob] Oh, Bob, Bob!
We have missed you so much!
HHack
We do have! You have no idea! Oh, oh, I like the new hair!
It is very exciting look for you!
Bob, who is that big green fellow?
HHack
Oh. Enzo. It is a good thing he is on our side.
HHack
Oh, boy, wait 'til she sees you!
HHack
She is gonna have a connection!
Come on, let's go see Dot!
HHack
Yes, we have been taking very good care of Dot!
Just like a baby in our arms.
HHack
Just like! Goodness, I wonder what happened to his eye.
Gee I dunno, but I wouldn't wanna see the other guy.
We have brought you a surprise!
HHack
Yes, a very big surprise!
Huge! [They present Matrix, and Dot looks at him curiously]
Enzo...? Enzo... [Hugs him while crying] Oh, Enzo! I thought you were nullified... I thought I'd lost everything...
I had a promise to keep. I brought Bob home.
[Bob is being passionately kissed by Mouse]
It's...nice to see you too, Mouse...
[In Rocky the Rabid Raccoon 2, Enzo has rebooted as a Anakin Skywalker-esque puppet]
(speaking in a wooden, halting way) What are....these things??
You appear to be some sort of mannequin.
Mannequin...? Badwalker??
Oh, you aren't gonna be any help.
Rocky's searching for a way in. It's time to do it, lover!
Okay... Reboot! [he reboots as a Darth Vader-esque figure, while Bob and AndrAIa turn into a soldier and Barbie-style doll respectively]
What happened to Phong and the idiots?
[In a Yoda voice] Yogurt, I am- *ahem!* (normal voice) I am.
Right in front of you. [They have rebooted as soda cans]
HHack
Yeah, and we heard the idiots line.
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