Captain Capacitor quotes from ReBoot

[Floats down] Arrr! Captain Capacitor! Strange booty, sir, What do ya make of it?

Well, blow me down! By my reckon, you scurvy dog, that this'll be none other than a Guardian Key-tool! A rare find, indeed! Mister Christopher!

Sir?

A 2,000 unit bonus to Miss Sally, and Mister Andrew. They've looted a real treasure on this one, mates! But what's a Guardian key-tool doing in such a small port? You'd better wake the princess, Just in case.

AYE, Captain!

Can you imagine what this could mean?!

Aye, sir! A 26,000% profit margin! [The pirates break out in uproarious laughter]

[Frisket just leapt toward the Captain and he froze him with his sword, Frisket's teeth showing] Glory be! I know those teeth! [Matrix and AndrAIa round the corner] Bail up, ye knave, or I'll-

Matrix

Gavin, wait!

How do ye know me true name?

Matrix

I'm Matrix. Enzo Matrix. Dot's brother?

Not little Enzo!

Matrix

Not any more... They call me Matrix.

Okay, Matrix... Where's me dear friend, Dot? Is she with ye? By the code, how I've missed her!

Matrix

So have I...

And Bob?

Matrix

He's in the Web.

The Web?! He be done for!

Matrix

No! I know he would have found a way to survive!

And you be?

AndrAIa.

[Takes her hand to kiss] Matrix has exquisite taste me lovely lady. [Kisses hand]

Matrix

You're a charming rogue, Gavin.

Thank you, Menzel. Back in your pardon, Frisket! [Unfreezes Frisket who growls at Capacitor]

Matrix

Easy, boy.

Shiver me templates! It really is Enzo! I've had me doubts lad, but that settles it! But how ?

Matrix

Game hopping. You compile faster. We were lost in the net and did it to survive. [Turns to AndrAIa] No regrets. [To Capacitor] Captain, we need your ship.

Then you'd best look elsewhere. The guardian's lap dogs have seized me ship and taken me crew prisoner! [A hovering screen reveals a ransom for Capacitor and his first officer] Don't pay any attention1

Matrix

10,000 units! What'd you do?

Well, when Mainframe closed down, we tried to open honest trade routes with other systems, for some reason, the guardians took exception to that. We've been on the run ever since.

Captain, we need your help into the web.

I'd be glad to try for God's sake, but why the web?

Matrix

I told you, that's where Bob is, we have to find him. He's our only way back in the Mainframe.

Well I can't do it without me crew, they're being held in yonder prison.

And there's no way of breaking them out.

Ah, but now you have a secret weapon. Something they aren't expecting. Something that can't be stopped.

And what would that be?

Matrix

Me.

[Runs up to shut door with Matrix taps on gate opening code pad] Job blasted mock-up codes!

Matrix

My turn. [Fires at code pad, with gate doors opening slightly]

It's the density of the data, sir. I don't know how long the scanners will hold out, sir.

What have we gotten ourselves into?

It's like navigating through an invisible lake of soup, sir.

Don't worry boy, she'll hold together.

I don't like the look of this sir, we're heading right into a storm, sir.

I bet we are Mr. Christopher, now brace yourself there, there be rough seas ahead.

You steered into a data storm?! Only a hard headed psychopath could be so stupid!

Matrix

I did it for AndrAIa. I need the energy back from that web creature!

You could've gotten everyone deleted, including AndrAIa!

Matrix

I don't need this!

Well, you're going to hear it! [Matrix punches him in face with surfboard catching him falling to boxes, to Captain Capacitor] Stay, I'm okay. [Gets up, walks to Matrix] This is my digital domain, if you want to survive in the web, you better do as I say. [Matrix points gun at Ray]

[Pulls gun down] There'll be only one captain on this ship and I give the orders, but I will take your advice. And as for you Enzo Matrix, it's only for the sake of your sweet sister Dot that I tolerate this behavior. I'll not warn ye again.

If he keeps this up, he'll destroy us all.

The sad thing lad is the Enzo I knew would have agreed with ye, but that Enzo be no more.

[Observing Ray Tracer's chomped surfboard] It's a terrible thing, he's been taken. He was a brave lad, foolhardy but brave.

Matrix

He gave his life for AndrAIa, but for me, that's not right! I'm going out there!

I knew it would come to this. Princess Bula! [Bula walks up with protective suit]

[Hands over protective suit] Keep you safe.

The lads have been working on this for you.

Matrix

[Steps out in suit] Take care of her for me. Now there she'll degrade.

Say no more. [Matrix puts on helmet] Ready asloop!

[To Matrix about to be sucked into a vortex] G'day mate, do you lift?

Matrix

We have to follow the pod, I've lost the target!

No, mate, we should go back to the ship! [Back at ship with Matrix] It's a fashion statement! I told you I had it covered!

Matrix

Covered my ascii, what were you?

A search engine! Next generation!

Matrix

You are the surfboard.

You are smarter than you look!

Look who's back, the pods moved off! There's nothing out there!

Matrix

You're wrong captain, there IS something out there. I suggest you order battle stations.

[Stands up and taps mug for a toast at a feast, in the Riders' language] To the Captain and crew of the Saucy Mare. [In English] To the finest bunch of cutthroat binomes who ever sailed the two seas! [Saucy Mare crew cheers]

[Jumps on table] To the Web Riders, the ugliest bunch of blaggers I've ever had the pleasure of sailing with! [Crew applauds and cheers with Capacitor falling backwards]

Matrix and AndrAIa, the sprites who brought us all together. [Crew applauds and cheers]

Matrix

I'll drink to that! [Drinks]