Slash quotes from ReBoot

Slash

Bob! Hack is crying!

All right, I give up. How did you get back to normal?

Dot

I was trying to tell you before. Al and I are partners in his business. I just VidWindowed for a delivery.

You and Al? Huh, so much for me being Mr. Save-The-Day. Care for some, uh, slightly used food?

Dot

No, but thanks for the thought.

Bob!

Megabyte

It was quite difficult and time-consuming to process that magnet, Bob. I think I'd like it returned. And the sooner, the better.

Hey, no need to be so dramatic, *MB*. Glitch, tongs. I was just gonna toss it anyway. Here, catch!

Megabyte

AGH! HACK, SLASH! [He falls off the ledge]

Coming...

Slash

...boss!

They're not even close to Al's.

Dot

Nope.

Not even.

Slash

Uh, something command...

A leech command.

Slash

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

It's in the...

Slash

Position...

New place.

Megabyte

Well then, proceed with energy drain immediately!

Yes, sir!

Slash

How do we turn this thing on?

What are you asking me for?

Slash

Well, because!

I thought- I don't remember. I- I used to know.

Slash

Is this it?

You made me forget!

Slash

Push The button!

Push the butt- D'oh, push the button!

Slash

No, you push it!

You push it!

Slash

Every time I push it, something bad happens!

It doesn't matter who pushes it!

Slash

OK, push it!

Alright, I'll push it.

Megabyte

[Bellowing] HEXADECIMAALLLLLL...!

Oh...ah...uh, boss...

Hexadecimal

You called?

Megabyte

You destroyed my Tor! I will get you for this!

Hexadecimal

[Wears teary face] Oh, but your sector was looking sooooo dreary, [Wears open mouth smiley face] so I simply cheered it up a little bit. [Wears angry face] There's no need to make such a long face about it! [Stretches Megabyte's face]

Megabyte

Hexade-- [Gets a smile painted on his face with muffled scream]

Holy...

Slash

...moly!

What a good boy. Look, now he's going for a walk.

Slash

Uh, what phase number is walking Nibbles?

Uhhh.... There is no number for walking Nibbles.

Slash

Well, that means he just ran away.

Yup, that is right. He ran away, alright.

Slash

He's gone.

He is. Look at him go.

Ahhh...!

It's coming! It's coming I tell ya! Backspace for your lives. Run, run, RUN! And when you're finished, run some more!

[Searching for Megabyte's pet null Nibbles] Ahem. We're looking for a null.

Slash

That's right, uh, have you seen one?

Have I seen one? HAVE I SEEN ONE?! ...that's a joke, right?

Hey, whaddaya mean "joke"?

Slash

Joke. Noun. Something said or done to cause laughter, something not in earnest, or ridiculous.

[Look at him with surprise]

Hack, Slash, it's your lucky day. You were looking for a single null. Well, what about two million? It's Nullzilla!

It's working, Phong. In a few more nanos, he'll be too far from the city to get back, and there's nowhere left for him to get energy from-

[Screams and gibbers as Gigabyte bleeds him dry]

Apart from us!!

Slash

Hack! Oh, Hack, speak to me! Wake up!...Drain my friend of energy?! I DON'T THINK SO! [Uppercuts Gigabyte, knocking him back to Mainframe]

You IDIOT! Look what you've done!

Slash

What? He hurt my friend...

Phong? ...Cancel everything I just said. Gigabyte's back in town. I'm on my way. Slash! C'mere!

Slash

I cannot do this. It is bad!

What do you think you're doing?

Slash

I am saving the little fellow from what, to me, looks like certain death.

Yeah, that's right! And we're supposed to BE that certain death!

Slash

[Encouragingly] Go, little fellow. Run! Be free!

Now you've done it. Megabyte's gonna be mad!

Slash

Oh, what's new?! I miss Bob!

WHAT?! [Makes frantic shushing noises] You crazy?!

Slash

Bob always stopped us before we could do anything really bad. [Sniffs] Now nobody does...

Hey! I never thought of it like that before...

Slash

Let's get back to the Tor. I do not like it down here...

Okey dokey!

Slash

Are you gonna tell Megabyte what I did?

Yep!

[Draws gun at Hack and Slash] Easy Matrix, they we never THAT bad.

Um, Slash, does that not look a little bit like Bob?

Slash

"Like Bob"? Why, yes, it does!

Bob! [Rushes to Bob] Oh, Bob, Bob!

Slash

We have missed you so much!

We do have! You have no idea! Oh, oh, I like the new hair!

Slash

It is very exciting look for you!

Whoa, whoa, easy boys!

Slash

Bob, who is that big green fellow?

That's... Enzo.

Oh. Enzo. It is a good thing he is on our side.

Slash

You bet.

....ENZO?!

Slash

Oh my goodness.

Oh, boy, wait 'til she sees you!

Slash

Oh yeah!

She is gonna have a connection!

Slash

Come on, let's go see Dot!

Dot?!

Yes, we have been taking very good care of Dot!

Slash

Oh yeah, very good.

Very good indeed!

Slash

Just like a baby in our arms.

Just like! Goodness, I wonder what happened to his eye.

Slash

Gee I dunno, but I wouldn't wanna see the other guy.

Dot, look!

Slash

We have brought you a surprise!

Yes, a very big surprise!

Slash

Huge! [They present Matrix, and Dot looks at him curiously]

Matrix

Uh- hi, sis...

Dot

Enzo...? Enzo... [Hugs him while crying] Oh, Enzo! I thought you were nullified... I thought I'd lost everything...

Matrix

I had a promise to keep. I brought Bob home.

Dot

Bob's here?

It's...nice to see you too, Mouse...

(speaking in a wooden, halting way) What are....these things??

You appear to be some sort of mannequin.

Mannequin...? Badwalker??

Matrix

Oh, you aren't gonna be any help.

Rocky's searching for a way in. It's time to do it, lover!

Matrix

Okay... Reboot! [he reboots as a Darth Vader-esque figure, while Bob and AndrAIa turn into a soldier and Barbie-style doll respectively]

Matrix

What happened to Phong and the idiots?

[In a Yoda voice] Yogurt, I am- *ahem!* (normal voice) I am.

Ahem We're here.

Slash

Right in front of you. [They have rebooted as soda cans]

Yeah, and we heard the idiots line.