Varian quotes from Rapunzel&#039;s Tangled Adventure

Cass, please! It's not too late to make things right!

Rapunzel, I want to believe you, but- (Zhan Tiri pushed the button to fire Varian's Project Obsidian to encase Cassandra)

"No! I said we didn't need to attack her!

Varian

I- I don't know what happened! It must have malfunctioned!

Project Obsidian, huh? Zhan Tiri was right.

Cassandra!

You want me to be the bad guy? Fine! Now I'm the bad guy!

Cassandra, no! (fainted)

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Varian

Cassandra, please! This is your home. (begs her to stop attacking Corona)

Not anymore! Corona falls today! (starts attacking Varian, Eugene and other citizens)

Cassandra, I'm putting a stop to this right now! (he, Varian, Lance and Fidella are mad at Cassandra)

Oooh! This oughta be good.

Cass, please. You were like a sister- (begs her to stop)

Save it!

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Quirin! (he tosses a pitchfork to Quirin and the latter catches it) (Eugene is shocked when he sees the Brotherhood mark on Quirin's hand before the latter joins the troops)

Eugene?

Ha. No one can rally up the troops like you. (kisses Rapunzel) Thanks, sunshine.

You're welcome. Huh. You know, all this time, I've never come up with a cute little nickname for you.

Well, I've already got three names and two of them are awful, so I think we're good. (Hamuel squwaks) (Shorty is wrestling Hamuel) Do you really think we stand a chance? Cass has the Moon Stone, the Brotherhood... and we've got (Eugene and Rapunzel are looking at Shorty and Hamuel)

Shorty

(groans) You're being rude!

Not to mention Zhan Tiri. I mean, I don't think any of us are up to fighting an ancient evil demon creature.

Varian

Neither was Lord Demanitus. (finished drinking milk) (Rapunzel and Eugene walk back inside the Snuggly Duckling) When I was researching the Scroll, I found out Demanitus banished Zhan Tiri to some kind of netherworld, but the machine he used to do it was dismantled centuries ago.

Can you build it again?

Varian

If I had the plans, but Demanitus took his only blueprints to his tomb.

(chuckles) Let me guess: The tomb is thousand years old and no one knows where it is.

Well, I, I wouldn't say no one knows.

I've got a bad feeling about this. (wind blowing) Snow. (echoing): Why did it have to be snow? (going to the tomb with Rapunzel, Pascal, Varian, Kiera, Catalina, Lance and Maximus)

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What did you two see at the castle? (Pascal squeaking as he camouflages himself as Hector's binturong, Hector, Hector's rhinoceros and Adira) I was right. She has the Brotherhood standing guard.

We'll have to take them out to get inside so that Varian can bulild that machine.

Meanwhile, I'll track Cass down. One way or the other, I'm going to get the Moon Stone.

Such pluck in the face of adversity. She'll certainly make an excellent daughter-in-law one day.

Dad, you are thinking out loud again. (annoyed)

No, I wasn't. (winks and walks away)

Mm, that reminds me. (turns around to Eugene) Aren't we about due for one of us to stumble through an awkward proposal?

(laughs) Right. Whose turn is it again? Look, I know everything is going to work out. But in case it doesn't--

It will. And no matter what happens today, you are still and will always be my dream, Eugene. (kisses Eugene's hand while holding it)

And you are mine, Rapunzel.

Varian

Hey, Dad, here. I found this with your old stuff. (Quirin turns around when Varian walks to him) I gave it a little polish. (hands the helmet to his dad)

Quirin

I never thought I'd have to wear this again. But now that I must... (puts his helmet on) I am proud to have my son fighting alongside me. (Varian smiles at his dad then they are having a father and son moment)

Okay, troops, suit up. (Ulf ran past Varian and his father)

All right, everyone, you know the plan. Charge the castle, build that machine, open the portal, and send Zhan Tiri back to the netherworld. Now let's move out! (everyone cheering as they follow Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance) (Hamuel squawks while flying upside down) (yelling)

It's locked. (Ruddiger roars as he breaks the door open) It's unlocked. (everyone is yelling as they stormed the castle but Maximus is keeping an eye out then everyone storms the throne room) (confused murmurs)

Attila

Where are the bad guys?

I don't know. But let's just get that machine build before they get back. All right? (Varian walks behind Fidella)

I'm going to find Cassandra.

Sunshine, good luck. (Pascal squeaks)

You, too.

(leaves the throne room with Pascal and enters the hallway but finds Zhan Tiri)

"Looking for someone? That old fool, Demanitus, would be proud of how far you've come, Princess."

"To be clear, we are talking about the old same fool who outsmarted you and trapped you in oblivion for over two millennia?"

"Joke all you want, but the eclipse is upon us."

What, what, what's happening?"

(her blonde glows via her heavenly Sundrop abilities, and she starts to feel weakened by the solar eclipse)

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Varian

And...there. (tightening the screw) Okay, just pull that lever, and we've got ourselves a trans-dimensional portal. Heh, heh.

Oh, you weren't kidding. That was fast.

Varian

Okay, we've just got to make sure everyone is clear of the portal or else, you know, they'll end up in limbo right along with Zhan Tiri. Quirin is still under the control of the Mind Trap and walks towards the lever)

Although, I got to admit, this all feels a little too easy. (Varian looks at Eugene then Varian and Eugene look the other way to see Quirin)

Quirin

(yells) For Cassandra! (pulls the lever and his helmet reveals to have a temporary stun mechanism then Varian and Eugene notice this) (Eugene and Varian alongside Feldspar, Ulf and Vladimir see that Quirin is being under the control of the Mind Trap) (Quirin's helmet is temporary stunning him) (groans and falls backwards) (Varian is worried)

Varian

Dad, Dad, don't worry. (he and Eugene run to Quirin to check on him) You'll be okay, I promise.

What happened? (puts hand on Varian's shoulder to comfort him while asking him while everyone is also depressed of what happened to Quirin)

Varian

I thought about what you said, so I took precautions. I rigged his helmet with a temporary stun mechanism. (feeling down)

Score one for Team Awesome! (proud of what Varian did) (chuckle)

Varian

Heh. Yeah, Team Awesome.

Let's say we get him someplace more comfortable, huh? (Eugene tells Varian that they will take Quirin somewhere while the former is comforting the latter then the latter smiles and nods)

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Stay here, Hamuel. (tells his pet) Keep an eye on things with the others. (Hamuel squawks) (King Edmund leaves with his son to check the hallway) (Hamuel flies to the lever and activates the portal) (mechanical clicking) (energy crackling)

Varian

Oh, that's not good. (notices the portal is activated)

FFeldspar

What's going on? (yelps) (going to be sucked inside the portal) (all yelling)

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(sees a toucan with a tentacle rowing a boat when he and everyone are floating) (gasps) Uh... (he and everyone enter the green clouds and pop their heads from underneath the green clouds)

KKiera

Okay, so I'm gonna come right out and say it. (tells Varian and Catalina) This is just awful. (holds a strange pig by the tail and flings it) (an unknown creature wearing is a helmet and it holds a jousting stick while it is riding on a bee flies by Varian, Kiera and Catalina)

Varian

I'm not sure if I should be fascinated or terrified. (a giant eyeball appears then Varian, Kiera and Catalina see it multiply into smaller eyeballs and floats away) And we have a winner. (Lance pops out from underneath the green cloud with a unicorn on his head and he sees it)

Everyone, let's just relax. I'm sure Eugene will have us back in no time. (unicorn squeaks and Lance yelps when an oddly colored giraffe pops out from underneath him) I hope.

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Guys, I know we've got to get out of here, but is it weird these delicious-looking things are making me hungry? (some food items with eyes float by Lance while he is on a blue giraffe)

Shorty

Not to me. (picks up a weird looking lettuce and a weird looking fish that has a child's head appears from the weird looking lettuce then Shorty eats the weird looking vegetable)

Varian

Oh, yeah, I think, I think we're safe. Up here, for a while. (chuckles) What? (Kiera, Catalina, Feldspar, Pete and Stan notice Varian's stripe has become a snake)

KKiera

Uh, V, I don't want to alarm you, but the stripe in your hair, it's alive! (Varian and his stripe that has turned into a snake scream at each other and the alive stripe also has eyes and goggles) (Varian's hair stripe that has turned into a snake is grunting)

Varian

Get it off! No, why? (freaks out and runs away after he sees his hair stripe is alive)

Oh, man, I can't look. (closes his eyes with his hands but an eye appears on his goatee) Why can I see this? (twenty-one more eyes appear on him) Why I can still see this? (ton of more eyes continue to appear on him) I shouldn't be able to see this.

King Frederic

(grunts and notices that there is another of him attached at the bottom)

Queen Arianna

Um, Frederic! (she has rabbit ears on her head) (Ruddiger has flowers all over him) (Big Nose's nose has wings after it removed itself from his face) (Pete and Stan are attached to each other)

Shorty

Welcome to my world. (Big Nose's nose fly to him) Oh, hi, Big Nose's big nose. (waves to Big Nose's nose)

Varian

I think I know what's going on here. (Monty is bouncing like a ball) (Milton the Goat has a body and arms and legs and feet and hands) This place, it's changing us.

Oh, really, Professor Snakehead? (climbs off the giraffe) How'd you figure that out?

Varian

And if we don't get out soon, then these changes could be... (puts his hand on his chin to think)

VSVarian's hair stripe

Irreversible. (Varian notices his hair stripe can talk)

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You're my best buddy, bud -- don't ever change! Well, I hate to say it, but it looks like we'll be here for the long haul. (all groaning)

KKiera

You know, if I was trapped in this place for thousands of years like Zhan Tiri, I'd be pretty ticked off, too. Wait, where'd everybody go?

Catalina

You kind of floated away. Again. (reels Kiera's head back to her body)

FFeldspar

Oh, oh, I want to go home. Mommy! (the portal opens then Feldspar, Kiera, Catalina, Varian, Big Nose and Monty see it and sends everyone that were transported to the Lost Realm back to the castle) (disappointed lowing) (unicorn whinnies sadly when the portal closes at the Lost Realm) (everyone that were sent to the Lost Realm is back to normal after they returned to the castle then Quirin closes the portal) (Varian sees his dad isn't under the control of the mind trap)

Varian

Dad, you're back. (runs happily to Quirin and hugs him while Pete, Stan and Ulf see Varian and his father hug each other)

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Varian

Everything is up and running. (tightening the screw with a wrench then stops) All right, all set this and send Zhan Tiri back. (low rumbling)

Now all we got to do is figure out how to lure Zhan Tiri into that portal. (points behind him then turns around and he, Varian, Quirin, Feldspar, Kiera, Catalina, King Frederick, Queen Arianna, Pete, Stan, Xavier, Big Nose, Attila and Vladimir see that the portal got destroyed) Oh, come on!

Queen Arianna

Everybody, get out!"

[Everyone ran for their lives.]

Let the age of Zhan Tiri begin."

Okay, if that thing is that little girl, then she has really hit an unfortunate growth spurt."

(laughs) At last, the power is mine. I've dreamt of wielding the Moonstone and Sundrop for centuries! (cackles) :(Princess Rapunzel uses her hair to grab one of Zhan Tiri's wrists)

I am all about people living out their dreams, but today, not so much.

You may have been a worthy adversary once, Princess, but now you are nothing. (Rapunzel grunts when Zhan Tiri pushes her out of the way) (laughs) (walks to Cassandra) And you! (laughs) (grabs Cassandra and holds her captive) (Cassandra grunts) You lost before you even began, girl. (Cassandra grunts as she tries to break free from Zhan Tiri's grasp) Just like your mother. Felled by your own ego.

Leave her alone.

I'm sorry if I gave the impression we were having a conversation. (throws Cassandra to the ground)

Cass! (runs to her best friend)

Now watch as I finally deliver on a promise I made long ago! (traps Rapunzel, Pascal and Cassandra inside the yellow rocks) Time to destroy Corona. (leaves to attack everyone) (Rapunzel is worried) (walks out of the tower) (Eugene and Maximus jump out of the castle)

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Okay, listen up. I need everyone to get as far away from here as possible.

But what about you, son? (heavy thud) (Zhan Tiri roars) (Maximus neighs)

I'm going after Rapunzel. (he, Maximus, Lance, King Edmund, Varian, Ruddiger and everyone else are going to fight against Zhan Tiri)