Lance Strongbow quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Cassandra

"I had no idea Lance was graceful."

Eugene

Wait for it."

Lance

"Anyone smell burning?"

Eugene

"Rapunzel, look at me. Think about it- Bad things only started to happen once you thought you were cursed, and good things started to happen once you thought you found the counter curse. Look, someone once told me that they don't believe in bad luck curses. "

Princess Rapunzel

"And someone once told me that the best way to predict the future is to create your own."

Eugene

"Did I say that? Wow. That is very poetic. I didn't-"

Princess Rapunzel

"My luck is no worse or no better than anyone else's. What matters is what I choose to focus on. And I'm choosing the fact that we've almost made it across this bridge without a scrape. And there's no reason to stop now."

Lance

"That's right, Princess! Show that bridge whose boss!"

Cassandra

"You got this, Raps! Tap into that optimism!"

Shorty

"Ain't that the tooth?"

Lance

"Good one, Shorty."

Princess Rapunzel

"Okay, guys. Drop your heads and engage your hawks."

Eugene

"Yes! That's the Raps I know!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Just two more towers to go."

Cassandra

"We're gonna need a lot of momentum to make it across both of them to get to the other side."

Princess Rapunzel

"Then let's make a run for it."

Adira

"I see you gotten yourselves into another situation from which I must recuse you."

Lance

"Adira! Yo, how's my hair?"

"You can't protect them, Adira!"

Cassandra

"You know this guy?"

Princess Rapunzel

"What does he want!?"

"None shall enter the Dark Kingdom!!"

Cassandra

"Raps, wait! You can't do that incantation again!"

Princess Rapunzel

"I don't have a choice, Cass."

Cassandra

"Please, Raps! That spear can kill it! Let me try and grab it! Trust me!!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Eugene!! I have to do this."

Cassandra

"NO!!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Lance, go!!"

Lance

"But, Princess!!"

Princess Rapunzel

"NOW!!"

"Alright, who's knocking!!? Hey, Rapunzel!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Hook Hand!"

"I can't believe you came all this way, just to see my show."

Princess Rapunzel

"Of course! We wouldn't miss it!"

Eugene

"Hey, Hookie. I gotta admit, I kind of miss seeing you around Corona."

"Oh yeah? How about a shin?"

Eugene

"Oh! I forgot. That's right. You hate me, and you have a really sharp hook hand. So I'll just wait from over here."

"Wait a sec. Razzle Dazzle? Is that you?"

"Razzle Dazzle?"

"Bring it in, Little Bro!"

Hook Foot

"You know it still hurts when you use the hook."

"You still dazzling everybody with that silly dancing?"

Princess Rapunzel

"Whoa, hold on a second! Dancing? Hook Foot, you're a dancer?"

Hook Foot

"No."

"Yeah right. Dancing was this guy's dream. You believe that?"

Princess Rapunzel

"Seriously? How did I not know this!?"

Hook Foot

"All right! Actually dancing was my dream, but not anymore."

"Well, probably for the best, right? Now, who wants a tour of my new gig?"

Princess Rapunzel

"It was so great getting to see you again, Hook Hand."

"You, too, Princess. Thanks for everything."

Hook Foot

"I'm really gonna miss you, Big Bro."

"Well, I ain't gonna miss you. I mean, how I am gonna miss you if you're on the road with...me?"

Hook Foot

"Really!? You mean it? But, my friends. I have to leave them."

Princess Rapunzel

"Hook Foot, we love having you with us. Butt his your chance to follow your own destiny. Go. Live your dream."

Hook Foot

"Thank you. I don't think I've ever been more happy."

Eugene

"Okay! I thought this moment brought on an emotional hug. My bad."

Lance

"Gonna miss that guy."

Cassandra

"Me, too. Maybe."

Princess Rapunzel

"Yeah. Underneath their rough exterior, the Hook Brothers are really sweet and thoughtful guys. Except for the fact that they left us in the middle of nowhere without transportation. No groaning, people! We got a destiny to discover. Now move out!"

Eugene

"You are not Rapunzel!!"

Lance

"Yeah, what are you!!?"

"I could tell you, but it would probably be better to show you!!" (changes her hands to claws, and cracks her neck)

Lance

"Exactly how is showing us better than telling us?"

Princess Rapunzel

"Good Morning, Pascal. You know, aside from the fact we were replaced by evil doppelgangers last night, the House of Yesterday's Tomorrows offers a pretty good night's sleep."

Eugene

"Well, it's certainly the coziest seashell-shaped inn I ever slept in."

Shorty

"I stayed in a cozier one. No wait, that was a cozy seashell shaped like an inn. I'm starved."

Princess Rapunzel

"Uh, wait a minute! The door!"

Cassandra

"It was right here yesterday."

Lance

"Everyone relax. There's a solution to every problem. It's no use!! We're trapped!! It's all over!!"

Cassandra

"Now come on. Enough messing around. We gotta find an exit. (sees a spinning top) No way! I used to have a top just like this! I loved this thing!"

Lance

'Uh, Cassandra? You like tops?

Cassandra

"Got a problem with that?"

Lance

"No, by all means. It's a bit weird."

Cassandra

"Whoa, look at it go!"

Shorty

"Does this seem weird to anybody else?"

"Magnifique! The power of the Sundrop is nearly in Zhan Tiri's grasp."

Lance

"How did we not see this bad guy coming? We're usually pretty good at this sort of thing."

Eugene

"Wait until I'm free!!"

"That's just it, mon amie. You never shall be free. And in a few moments, nor shall she!"

Eugene

Blondie!

Rapunzel

Eugene! [rushes over to him and gives him a kiss]

Lance

Hate to be a speaking third wheel, but, can we get out of here, please? This place is coming down!

Rapunzel

Follow me!

[last words] THIS. ISN'T. OVER! [disappears]

Shorty

Well. Well. Well.

Lance

Shorty?

Shorty

Look who finally decided to show up.

Princess Rapunzel

"Max, Fidella! It's so good to see you two! Has anyone seen Cass?"

Lance

"Wait a second."

Eugene

"Get ready, guys! There's no telling what kind of souped-up human monster might come through that door. [Cassandra emerges from the door, looking rather upset with Rapunzel] It's even worse than I thought."

Princess Rapunzel

"Cass, are you alright? Where were you?"

Cassandra

"I'm fine, Rapunzel. Let's get moving, huh?"

Princess Rapunzel

"Time to hit the road. Destiny calls."

Princess Rapunzel

"The Dark Kingdom. We finally made it."

Eugene

"We just need to figure how to get the caravan over there."

Rapunzel

Oh. Wait, wait, wait!

Eugene

No! Not again!

Lance

"It served us well."

Shorty

"All my clean clothes!"

Lance

"Shorty, you never had any clean clothes."

Shorty

"Not with that attitude I didn't."

Cassandra

"Where did she come from?"

Lance

"Like an angel. She fell from Heaven."

Eugene

"And now Adira's here. Because why wouldn't she be?"

Princess Rapunzel

"Your Majesty, please! The Moonstone knows I'm close. I have to go!!"

King Edmund

"No!! No one may enter that room!!"

Princess Rapunzel

"I'm going in and you don't want to get in my way!!"

King Edmund

"You're not getting past me."

Eugene

"Yes she is!! Let her in!! She's the Sundrop!!

Princess Rapunzel

"Eugene!!"

Eugene

"Rapunzel, I am so sorry! I just thought-"

Princess Rapunzel

"There's no time for that! We have to get to that stone! This place is crumbling down around us!"

King Edmund

"But the Moonstone must be destroyed, Son!!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Son?"

Cassandra

"Son?"

Lance

"You finally got adopted!"

Eugene

"Look, I'll fill you all in later. That means I'm a prince. Probably."